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Spielberg And Chinese Man by imoh4king(m): 12:03pm On Sep 13, 2023
A Chinese man walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his pal: "Hey! That's "Jurassic Park's director Steven Spielberg over there!"
"God, I wish he'll come over to say hi.?" Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a heavy punch on the nose. "Hey! What's that for?"

"You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbor!" he said.

"I'm not Japanese! I'm Chinese!"

"Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you're all the same! "Spielberg walks back.

The Chinese man calmly walks over and gives Spielberg a really heavy punch in the face. "What the... !?" "YOU BLOODY AMERICAN! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!"

"No, no, an iceberg sank the Titanic!"

"Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you're all the same!"

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Re: Spielberg And Chinese Man by imoh4king(m): 12:39pm On Sep 13, 2023
2 Guys lying on their backs in their tent in a desert camp talking with each other before they sleep.
The first asked the second: Hey man, what can you see?
The second replied: Well, I can see a lot of starts.
The first said: And what does this indicate in your opinion?
The second replied: It means that this universe is really really big, having billions of other planets and stars out there.
The first rose up, gave his partner a deep look and said: Idiot, if you can see the stars, it means that the roof of our tent has been stolen.
Re: Spielberg And Chinese Man by illicit(m): 1:36pm On Sep 13, 2023
imoh4king:
2 Guys lying on their backs in their tent in a desert camp talking with each other before they sleep.
The first asked the second: Hey man, what can you see?
The second replied: Well, I can see a lot of starts.
The first said: And what does this indicate in your opinion?
The second replied: It means that this universe is really really big, having billions of other planets and stars out there.
The first rose up, gave his partner a deep look and said: Idiot, if you can see the stars, it means that the roof of our tent has been stolen.

Lol

Actually, it was in middle of their sleep, one woke up before he woke the other to observe....
Re: Spielberg And Chinese Man by imoh4king(m): 8:12am On Sep 14, 2023
illicit:


Lol

Actually, it was in middle of their sleep, one woke up before he woke the other to observe....

I stand corrected. Thanks

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