A Chinese man travelled to UK on tourism, unfortunately he can only speak Chinese pidgin English. He sha entered a British restaurant to eat, luckily the menu list has pix of food and price list beside it so he didn't have problem choosing a meal but as he was eating, he wasn't used to British cutlery so it fell under his table. He picked his table knife and spoon but couldn't find his fork, not wanting to embarrass himself by going under the table to look for it, he signalled to the waitress cause he needed them to help him search or replace it

"How may I help you sir?" the waitress
asked

Pointing to the ground he said "Fork me down"

"What?!" she asked in shock and feeling insulted

Na so dem bundle the man go prison where he spent 5 years serving time for sexual harassment.

Even Jos harmattan no dry like dis

Does't make any sense

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