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Chinese man in England by Mizwisdom(f): 5:45pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
A Chinese man travelled to UK on tourism, unfortunately he can only speak Chinese pidgin English. He sha entered a British restaurant to eat, luckily the menu list has pix of food and price list beside it so he didn't have problem choosing a meal but as he was eating, he wasn't used to British cutlery so it fell under his table. He picked his table knife and spoon but couldn't find his fork, not wanting to embarrass himself by going under the table to look for it, he signalled to the waitress cause he needed them to help him search or replace it "How may I help you sir?" the waitress asked Pointing to the ground he said "Fork me down" "What?!" she asked in shock and feeling insulted Na so dem bundle the man go prison where he spent 5 years serving time for sexual harassment. 1 Like |
Re: Chinese man in England by Lhimeet(m): 1:15am On Dec 03, 2018 |
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Re: Chinese man in England by FUNNYBONE1(m): 1:07pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
Even Jos harmattan no dry like dis 6 Likes |
Re: Chinese man in England by ebenezer95(m): 8:14pm On Dec 13, 2018 |
Does't make any sense 1 Like |
Re: Chinese man in England by hulumanga(m): 9:49pm On Dec 14, 2018 |
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