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You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by RaymondHarmony: 5:08pm On Sep 21, 2023
You open your oven and see this, what’s your next move ?

Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by Jeon(f): 5:11pm On Sep 21, 2023
Just close it back and turn on the oven.

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Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by Mikespecialone(m): 5:13pm On Sep 21, 2023
Nah to find pepper and maggi oo

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Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by Ever8090: 5:29pm On Sep 21, 2023
Mikespecialone:
Nah to find pepper and maggi oo
seconded...

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Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by illicit(m): 5:48pm On Sep 21, 2023
God let it be weekend

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Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by Foodqueen(f): 5:56pm On Sep 21, 2023
Close it back and on the oven to the highest. It will burn to charcoal.

Then, throw it away.

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Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by Authoreety: 6:06pm On Sep 21, 2023
Jeon:
Just close it back and turn on the oven.

Mikespecialone:
Nah to find pepper and maggi oo

Foodqueen:
Close it back and on the oven to the highest. It will burn to charcoal.

Then, throw it away.


What if after you feel it has roasted enough,then you open the oven and you don't find it there anymore? grin

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Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by DevilishMan: 6:25pm On Sep 21, 2023
Put my prick inside for a sloppy head.

Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by Mikespecialone(m): 7:06pm On Sep 21, 2023
Authoreety:







What if after you feel it has roasted enough,then you open the oven and you don't find it there anymore? grin

Hahaha , na to recapture ham o , e no fit pass in kitchen
Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by Foodqueen(f): 8:07pm On Sep 21, 2023
Authoreety:







What if after you feel it has roasted enough,then you open the oven and you don't find it there anymore? grin

Na to park out.

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Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by jeromestarks: 8:58pm On Sep 21, 2023
This snake is going to front page.

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Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by ezugegere(m): 9:33pm On Sep 21, 2023
Mana from above
Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by Emilokoiyawon: 12:24am On Sep 22, 2023
Kindly relocate the snake to the forest. Put yourself in the snake's shoes.

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Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by socialmediaman: 12:26am On Sep 22, 2023
Authoreety:

What if after you feel it has roasted enough,then you open the oven and you don't find it there anymore? grin

Check to see if there could’ve been an exit point, and if there’s none, you book an appointment with your doctor. Maybe there was nothing there in the first place

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Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by Vijuchoco(f): 7:27am On Sep 22, 2023
jeromestarks:
This snake is going to front page.

Lol.. Of course
Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by Chingyyy878: 7:42am On Sep 22, 2023
DevilishMan:
Put my prick inside for a sloppy head.


grin
Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by DyingFetus: 7:49am On Sep 22, 2023
I put music and dance with it
Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by world123: 9:31am On Sep 22, 2023
Heat it up a bit. Bring it out and season it. Put it back into the oven

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Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by Bankowner: 10:13am On Sep 22, 2023
Where are the shoes?
Will they fit me?

My advice? If you eat snake, just close the oven door and turn on the heat. The snake came in from somewhere, if you're unlucky, it will find its way out from there. Otherwise, bon apetit.
Emilokoiyawon:
Kindly relocate the snake to the forest. Put yourself in the snake's shoes.
Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by Georgejeez: 10:44am On Sep 22, 2023
That means God has sent a [/s]Snake[s] Ram for the sacrifice to save the neck of Isaac ..

Na to switch on the oven Asap ,, when e lego , then go peel yam and plantain , prepare better Ukodo pepper soup..

Shiiiiooo
Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by Mindlog: 11:04am On Sep 22, 2023
The oven will be switched on though I would be worried about how it got into the oven in the first place.

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Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by 77star: 11:07am On Sep 22, 2023
ezugegere:
Mana from above
U made a mistake there,

It's manna from bbq grills, a.k.a nlpolicewoman
Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by FODA(m): 12:26pm On Sep 22, 2023
Foodqueen:
Close it back and on the oven to the highest. It will burn to charcoal.

Then, throw it away.
what if there is no light
Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by KingMack(m): 12:35pm On Sep 22, 2023
[b]I DEDICATE THIS LYRICS TO MY ACTIONS WHEN I FIND THE SNAKE


Burn It Up
Song by R. Kelly


Burn it up
Girl, make it hot like the roof is on fire
Burn it up
Girl, the way you dance you are my one desire
Come on, so hot you're on fire
Come on, so hot you're on fire
Come on, so hot you're on fire
Come on, so hot you're on fire
Come on, so hot you're on fire
Come on, so hot you're on fire
Come on, so hot you're on fire
Come on
When you roll it, I can't control it
And when you throw it, it's hard to catch it
And when you shake it, I pray you don't break it
And when you drop it girl, I cannot take it
Something about the way you move
(Hey)
Sweat is dripping all over you
(Hey)
The way you let the beat take over you
(Hey)
Baby, don't stop, keep it going make it hot
(Hey)
The way you put your back in motion, mama
I love the way you freakin' it, mama
You got me comin' out of V.I.P, mama
'Cause you look like the girl in my dreams
(Mama)
I step up in the club, first thing I see is you freakin' it
Your eyes and body language tells me you want me to hit it
Well, I say girl, back that thing up to me
Closer, a little closer, work it
Come on and shake it on me now, work it
Come on and work it on me now, work it
Girl, it's getting heated now, work it
It's time to put this club on fire now
Burn it up
Girl, make it hot like the roof is on fire
Burn it up
Girl, the way you dance you are my one desire
Burn it up
Girl, I don't care if the whole place burn down
Burn it up, burn it up, burn it up
Calor, sudor
Bailando reggaeton
Calor, sudor
Sigue bailando y no pares
Calor, sudor
Bailando reggaeton
Calor, sudor
Pide mas, quiere mas, pegate y dale
Sientan mi fuego muchacha, dale guaracha
Tembleque tembleque pa que tiemblen las cachas
Crystal y Don Periñon y se emborachan
Me encanta su facha, le tiro y no se agacha
Rope el suelo, marshmellow
El duo de la historia con R Kelly en un duelo
Bello, bello, huello
Como la gata con mi reggaeton se suelta el pelo
W, R Kelly, Luny Tunes and Nelly
Yandel pon enfriar el Don Peri
Yo pongo las sacos y las hojas de blueberry
Esta to' ready chula pa' q te sude la cherry
Looney Tunes
Burn it up
Girl, make it hot like the roof is on fire
Burn it up
Girl, the way you dance you are my one desire
Burn it up
Girl, I don't care if the whole place burn down
Burn it up, burn it up, burn it up
Calor, sudor
Bailando reggaeton
Calor, sudor
Sigue bailando y no pares
Calor, sudor
Bailando reggaeton
Calor, sudor
Pide mas, quiere mas, pegate y dale[/b]
Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by Fountainofyouth(f): 4:13pm On Sep 22, 2023
Emilokoiyawon:
Kindly relocate the snake to the forest. Put yourself in the snake's shoes.


You're joking right? 🙃

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Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by Day169: 10:06am On Sep 23, 2023
Authoreety:







What if after you feel it has roasted enough,then you open the oven and you don't find it there anymore? grin
Ahh.. I will wake up, because it can happen only in a nightmare! cheesy

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Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by EmiDon11: 11:01pm On Sep 26, 2023
Jeon:
Just close it back and turn on the oven.
Hi J.

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