This is disgusting.

There was this really small village and they had this well that got dry. Since the well was no longer of any use to the people, they spat into it and anyone who had catarrh would throw it there. Eventually it got filled up.

One day, the King was passing by, playing with his ring as usual, when suddenly, it fell into the well and he couldn't get it out.

So he made an announcement, that any one who gets it out, would get half of his wealth.

Everyone in the village, jumped into the well of catarrh and started swimming, doing everything in their power to bring it out. When all efforts failed, one of the villagers got out and brought a really long straw.

He sucked out all the phlem (psswwww), got out the ring, gave it a good lick and handed it over to the king.

He was also rewarded handsomely.

As I said, this is disgusting, so don't even think of insulting me at all. Just post your replies or pass away.

Dis is not funny, its pointless, nd d man has no reasn to do dat, this is fckn disgusting!

Thank you for acknowledging that it's disgusting, b'cos that's the point.

Nd u think datts kul?

What do you think?

D direct opposite of wat u're thinkm.

Rubie, thou art exceedingly gross,

@freezy
L.O.L

Oh my God! My stomach! I think im gonna throw up. Pls dont do this again.

@ Omena555
but the heading was well spelt. u wouldn't have read it naaaaa
but the way are u pregnent? if yes who is responsible,

poster simply telll us that u miss those cattarrgh u lick from ur nose wen u were still a toddler

i have got a very sticky, milky colour, catarrgh just like ur mayonaise, care for some?

how abt u miggy, alphie and others am very generous wid my catarrgh

I think you are even the guy with the straw sucking up all the catarrh from the well. So why don't you just lick up your thick cloud of catarrh from your generous nose!

Or are you afraid we would laugh at you? Pls feel free, we'll not let mummy know so she would not wip your black ass blue black.

LMAO

yeah my ass is black fine am glad it is t ; though u havnt seen it

but ive seen urs, its white wid some bid round red boils on them,

i have some straw in the fridge lemme get one so u can suck up the puss

AM GENEROUS!

You know, your's is black because of all the ringworm and tonofi-tonofi that has invaded it.

As for the puss, you can come and have it because I can sense in my spirit that you are dying to have it. Just tell me where to drop it for you so you can go and pick if up.

No more insults from you on this thread, you hear me, just pass away.

very disgusting

So what is the moral of the story?

Can any1 tell us?

I guess it is "what goes around comes around and you get handsomely rewarded for it when it comes around "

Abi?

tessybaby:

@ Omena555
but the heading was well spelt. u wouldn't have read it naaaaa
but the way are u pregnent? if yes who is responsible,

@tessybaby, yes im pregnant. And since u want to know who's responsible, i think its high time u know - ur boyfriend is responsible!

well, AM not at good brawling because am no STREET GORL okay!

the truth is that this awful joke STINKS!

GUESS You DNT SLEEP WELL LAST NITE, COS URE THINKN OF HOW TO GET EVEN

poor youuuuuuuu!

just as disguisting as you said