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See How Reno Plans To Help Quench The Issues Surrounding Tinubu's Certificate by Psalmistproject: 9:13am On Sep 26, 2023
I have been expecting Mr Tinubu's propagandists to speak on issues surrounding his certificate.

I expected a direct media denial of facts about frauds surrounding Tinubu's Identity and qualifications.

Then one ogbete magician, Reno, came up with one of his dumbest defense so far;

"You people don't know this man. He is a master strategist . The records will eventually be released, and you will all see that there is nothing to these sensational gutter headlines. The man wants this controversy. He knows what he is doing. He is not in a hurry to release his records. Today, the dollar is ₦1050. But you are not talking about it. It is not trending. Do you know why? Because of this fake story. If he clears the air and the record is released, what can be used to distract you? #BBNaija? Leaked sex tape? Niger Republic? Nothing. In terms of strategy, what Tinubu has is more than a Ph.D."

#TableShaker



Now this is what I find very funny about Reno's defense;
He couldn't defend Tinubu's certificate and also his Trial and error economic policies.
He thought Nigerians gives a sh!t of what blunders tinubu is making as regards to his government in Nigeria, NO! the people knew from onset that he is coming in for the sole purpose of unleashing great tribulation.

So tinubu is not really disappointing his critics, he is functioning exactly as predicted!
He is simply the upgraded premium shege pro max!

So the people are actually expecting the dollar to hit N2000 as soon as possible.


Also another thing I find funny in his statement is that he simply said THERE'S NOTHING SENSATIONAL ABOUT HIS CERTIFICATE.
He went a little step further to admit that Tinubu is now running a system of governmental distraction. As in, instead of carrying the citizens along with his leadership, he chose to distract them to do what exactly?? Inflict more hardship? Well that's what Mr Reno is saying.

Now I call out Reno, he should please steer clear of social media and politics for a while. A shit is meant to be buried not eaten. He's consuming way too much shit that even the ground can't assimilate.

Finally, let's watch and see how every Tinubu's media crew will push this same embarrassment of a script first test runned by Reno.

The first thing the gods do to a man they want to destroy is to make them dumb, blind, and deaf.

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Re: See How Reno Plans To Help Quench The Issues Surrounding Tinubu's Certificate by OyeofIkoTuN(m): 9:15am On Sep 26, 2023
Reno kwa.....

All this long message for one slave ......

Wow
Re: See How Reno Plans To Help Quench The Issues Surrounding Tinubu's Certificate by Bliss52: 9:17am On Sep 26, 2023
cool



Tinubu perfectly understand the 48 laws of power

He is no more pretending to be sick, to bed wet or to be incoherent in speeches, no more bulubala

He is fully using his certificate for distraction

He removed subsidy for Petrol ... Distracted you

He removed subsidy on Gas, distracted you

He floated Naira and you kept on getting distracted


.

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Re: See How Reno Plans To Help Quench The Issues Surrounding Tinubu's Certificate by OneCandleAway(f): 9:17am On Sep 26, 2023
Reno can't even stand before Atiku with all these rubbish.
Re: See How Reno Plans To Help Quench The Issues Surrounding Tinubu's Certificate by Ofunaofu: 9:34am On Sep 26, 2023
Reno Omokri also help quench the issues surrounding how Tinubu rose to become a notorious narcotics drug trafficker the city of Chicago has ever known when he called him a KNOWN DRUG LORD

Re: See How Reno Plans To Help Quench The Issues Surrounding Tinubu's Certificate by BoldBrainz(m): 10:36am On Sep 26, 2023
Bliss52:
cool



Tinubu perfectly understand the 48 laws of power

He is no more pretending to be sick, to bed wet or to be incoherent in speeches, no more bulubala

He is fully using his certificate for distraction

He removed subsidy for Petrol ... Distracted you

He removed subsidy on Gas, distracted you

He floated Naira and you kept on getting distracted


.

Some of you just make your idiocy too difficult to ignore.

So the man you proudly presented as a President material is busy scheming ways to "distract" his opposition while his policies are evidently impoverishing and ruining the lives of even those of you, his supporters?

And you somehow want to convince the world that your decision to vote him was based on intelligence on your part and competence on his?

Lol.

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Re: See How Reno Plans To Help Quench The Issues Surrounding Tinubu's Certificate by Bliss52: 10:40am On Sep 26, 2023
BoldBrainz:


Some of you just make your idiocy too difficult to ignore.

So the man you proudly presented as a President material is busy scheming ways to "distract" his opposition while his policies are evidently impoverishing and ruining the lives of even those of you, his supporters?

And you somehow want to convince the world that your decision to vote him was based on intelligence on your part and competence on his?

Lol.

A foolish slowpoke knows less about governing of Africans and blacks.. only witty intelligent people can rule an African
Re: See How Reno Plans To Help Quench The Issues Surrounding Tinubu's Certificate by BoldBrainz(m): 10:41am On Sep 26, 2023
Bliss52:


A foolish slowpoke knows less about governing of Africans and blacks.. only witty intelligent people can rule an African

MannaBBQ was more stupid than this during Buhari's 8years of governance. He has rested today. You go dey alright.

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Re: See How Reno Plans To Help Quench The Issues Surrounding Tinubu's Certificate by Bliss52: 10:43am On Sep 26, 2023
BoldBrainz:


MannaBBQ was more stupid than this during Buhari's 8years of governance. He has rested today. You go dey alright.

What a honor to pigs resting people with alternative Political opinion
Re: See How Reno Plans To Help Quench The Issues Surrounding Tinubu's Certificate by Zupay: 10:58am On Sep 26, 2023
Reno should be telling that to his boss, Atiku whey no dey rate his nonsense again reason Reno is now twerking hard for Tinubu. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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