The Office of the President of the Senate wishes to alert the public on the existence of Parody X Handles purported to belong to Distinguished Senator Godswill Akpabio, the President of the Senate.

The offending Parody X Handles are bearing "Senate President Godswill Akpabio @ oficialGAkpabio" with various messages on the proceedings of the Senate President Godswill Akpabio at plenary sessions.

For clarity, the verified X Handles of the President of the Senate, Senator Godswill Akpabio are "President of the Senate @SPNigeria...Official account of the office of the President of the Senate, Federal Republic of Nigeria" and @Senator_Akpabio, which is his personal account.

The Senate President therefore denounces the Parody X Handles and urges the public to disregard them.

All X Handles other than the official, authentic and verified X Handles of the President of the Senate are unauthorized.

The Senate President is not unaware of some elements who must have created these Parody X Handles, apparently to use it for the dissemination of fake news and information that would cause public disaffection and ill will.

However, the Senate President wishes to assure well meaning Nigerians that no amount of distraction and mischief will make him abandon the cause of offering genuine leadership to the 10th Senate and collaborating with the government of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu to drive the Renewed Hope Agenda and reset the country so that the common man will enjoy the dividends of good governance.

Hon Eseme Eyiboh
Special Adviser, Media/Publicity and spokesperson to the President of the Senate

However, the Senate President wishes to assure well meaning Nigerians that no amount of distraction and mischief will make him abandon the cause of offering genuine leadership to the 10th Senate and collaborating with the government of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu to drive the Renewed Hope Agenda and reset the country so that the common man will enjoy the dividends of good governance.

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Artiiclebeast:


To make issues even scarier, as the S.P., the clown might end up as interim President pending whatever the court decides should the ongoing case go against BAT.

RingRoadMafia:


All this crap was really not necessary.
Just issue a disclaimer like a civilised human being and leave. No need to lace it with threats, we all know that the only "genuine leadership" you're there to offer is weekend enjoyment bonuses prayers.

RingRoadMafia:


I thought of writing "prayers" but I figured some NLers may not get it. 😆

wittywriter:

Fixed...
Vagabonds In Power according to FELA.






Wittyness

BoldBrainz:
Bayo Onanuga came out with a statement two days ago about social media regulation. Today this one is making veiled threats in the name of a public disclaimer.

Oga, arumnasomkpali! We know all these tricks. Una dey try sneak go block social media because we dey use am abuse Bulaba. Make una go ask Buhari whassup!

Fvcking reprobates!

inoki247:
Na only where Musk go fvck up be this...


U no suppose dey give parody blue tick....