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Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 2:37pm On Oct 21, 2011
A woman who believes her hubby is sleeping with the house help, decided to set a trap for the man. She sent d house help home for wknd, she now entered d house help's room, lay on her bed and put off d light.
Later d man entered d room, without any word, he took her severally.
Switching on the light, she now said, i knw u dnt xpect me here, then d gate man answered, no madam, grin grin grin
Re: Sorry Madam by babarazy: 3:04pm On Oct 21, 2011
should i laugh? undecided
Re: Sorry Madam by chakula: 3:09pm On Oct 21, 2011
That is interesting
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 3:27pm On Oct 21, 2011
@babawoteva. Cry na cheesy
@chakula. Thnx o jare
Re: Sorry Madam by lilkech(m): 3:45pm On Oct 21, 2011
lol.! i like this joke. Thumbs up 'fukky' mallam
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 4:25pm On Oct 21, 2011
^^thnk u broda cheesy
Re: Sorry Madam by Ajibel(m): 4:10pm On Oct 22, 2011
*Analysing the joke once more*
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 5:00pm On Oct 22, 2011
Mr. Analyser *pulls Ajibel's ear*
Re: Sorry Madam by Ajibel(m): 5:20pm On Oct 22, 2011
Joke rating 5.3%
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 5:24pm On Oct 22, 2011
Mr. Ajibel's sense of humour rating 0.00002%.
Re: Sorry Madam by Ajibel(m): 5:33pm On Oct 22, 2011
*Pisses into his nöstrils*

Never u insalt yo grandfada!!!
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 5:53pm On Oct 22, 2011
*dodges it, caught him by d balls*
nxt tym u c me, u dobale
Re: Sorry Madam by Ajibel(m): 7:44pm On Oct 22, 2011
*Balls erec.t*

leave my b-a-l-l-s!!!! Are u g-a-y??!
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 1:31pm On Oct 25, 2011
*slap d balls*
do i luk lyk stupidio? grin
Re: Sorry Madam by Ajibel(m): 7:01pm On Oct 25, 2011
U dont lôôk like him but u na dey for the same g-a-y community. Abeg leave my thing
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 10:30pm On Oct 25, 2011
*presses d b**** hard, until he cries*
nxt tym u luk face first undecided
Re: Sorry Madam by Ajibel(m): 10:41pm On Oct 25, 2011
Na person thing u like touch this mallam. Boko haram requires ur service,stop touching peoples things. Kingdom of jah is at hand
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 10:53pm On Oct 25, 2011
Dnt wori, we wrk hand in hand grin
Re: Sorry Madam by Ajibel(m): 11:08pm On Oct 25, 2011
Thank jah u finally left my thing. Now we MAY work in tandem like lumberjacks

*talking to my thing*

~hope that aboki no hurt u?
~*manliness shakes head*

gud 9yt
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 3:48pm On Oct 26, 2011
Kai, dan iska! Stop toking to dat tin
Re: Sorry Madam by ElmA1(f): 9:18pm On Oct 26, 2011
grin Hahaha@ Joke,the son and grandfada.
Re: Sorry Madam by Ajibel(m): 10:35pm On Oct 26, 2011
@Funkyaboki,menene sunanki
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 6:06pm On Oct 27, 2011
Kai! Suna nka, ba suna nki ba, ni ba mata ba.
Suna na mallam grin
naka fa?
Re: Sorry Madam by Ajibel(m): 8:11pm On Oct 27, 2011
Worlahi, kaimana me i know understand wetin i (you) dey talk
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 6:42pm On Oct 28, 2011
Hehehehe.
Suna nka is for male.
Suna nki is for female.
Call me mallam n u?
Re: Sorry Madam by Ajibel(m): 2:42am On Oct 29, 2011
Shitz! My ignorance. I no be hausa boko haramite (mallam) but yoruba (opc)
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 5:47pm On Oct 31, 2011
Kai, u call am 4 me boko?
Damiska, i no b am por boko, u berebe! grin grin
Re: Sorry Madam by StudioCFR(m): 5:59pm On Oct 31, 2011
Funkymallam:

*slap d balls*
do i luk lyk studio?  grin


Ajibel:

U dont lôôk like him but u na dey for the same g-a-y community. Abeg leave my thing

you guys should stop dragging my honourable name to the mud. . . Na beg i dey beg before i change am for una two
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 7:42pm On Oct 31, 2011
^^ honourable name ke?
Stupidio, sori or woteva that is, there is no mud here.
Wlkm on board sha grin grin grin
Re: Sorry Madam by StudioCFR(m): 9:34pm On Oct 31, 2011
Funkymalluu. . .
i can see your albinoism has affected your sense of reasoning

dont let me add to your problem
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 10:36pm On Oct 31, 2011
^^ i see u have a thing for albinos.
Dumb Negro, am not a faggggg. But can huk u up wit ur albino choice, sucker. No offienceeeeee
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Sorry Madam by Nobody: 10:47pm On Oct 31, 2011
studio you be albino or you just love albinos?

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