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Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 2:37pm On Oct 21, 2011 |
A woman who believes her hubby is sleeping with the house help, decided to set a trap for the man. She sent d house help home for wknd, she now entered d house help's room, lay on her bed and put off d light. Later d man entered d room, without any word, he took her severally. Switching on the light, she now said, i knw u dnt xpect me here, then d gate man answered, no madam, |
Re: Sorry Madam by babarazy: 3:04pm On Oct 21, 2011 |
should i laugh? |
Re: Sorry Madam by chakula: 3:09pm On Oct 21, 2011 |
That is interesting |
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 3:27pm On Oct 21, 2011 |
@babawoteva. Cry na @chakula. Thnx o jare |
Re: Sorry Madam by lilkech(m): 3:45pm On Oct 21, 2011 |
lol.! i like this joke. Thumbs up 'fukky' mallam |
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 4:25pm On Oct 21, 2011 |
^^thnk u broda |
Re: Sorry Madam by Ajibel(m): 4:10pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
*Analysing the joke once more* |
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 5:00pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
Mr. Analyser *pulls Ajibel's ear* |
Re: Sorry Madam by Ajibel(m): 5:20pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
Joke rating 5.3% |
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 5:24pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
Mr. Ajibel's sense of humour rating 0.00002%. |
Re: Sorry Madam by Ajibel(m): 5:33pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
*Pisses into his nöstrils* Never u insalt yo grandfada!!! |
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 5:53pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
*dodges it, caught him by d balls* nxt tym u c me, u dobale |
Re: Sorry Madam by Ajibel(m): 7:44pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
*Balls erec.t* leave my b-a-l-l-s!!!! Are u g-a-y??! |
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 1:31pm On Oct 25, 2011 |
*slap d balls* do i luk lyk stupidio? |
Re: Sorry Madam by Ajibel(m): 7:01pm On Oct 25, 2011 |
U dont lôôk like him but u na dey for the same g-a-y community. Abeg leave my thing |
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 10:30pm On Oct 25, 2011 |
*presses d b**** hard, until he cries* nxt tym u luk face first |
Re: Sorry Madam by Ajibel(m): 10:41pm On Oct 25, 2011 |
Na person thing u like touch this mallam. Boko haram requires ur service,stop touching peoples things. Kingdom of jah is at hand |
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 10:53pm On Oct 25, 2011 |
Dnt wori, we wrk hand in hand |
Re: Sorry Madam by Ajibel(m): 11:08pm On Oct 25, 2011 |
Thank jah u finally left my thing. Now we MAY work in tandem like lumberjacks *talking to my thing* ~hope that aboki no hurt u? ~*manliness shakes head* gud 9yt |
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 3:48pm On Oct 26, 2011 |
Kai, dan iska! Stop toking to dat tin |
Re: Sorry Madam by ElmA1(f): 9:18pm On Oct 26, 2011 |
Hahaha@ Joke,the son and grandfada. |
Re: Sorry Madam by Ajibel(m): 10:35pm On Oct 26, 2011 |
@Funkyaboki,menene sunanki |
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 6:06pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
Kai! Suna nka, ba suna nki ba, ni ba mata ba. Suna na mallam naka fa? |
Re: Sorry Madam by Ajibel(m): 8:11pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
Worlahi, kaimana me i know understand wetin i (you) dey talk |
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 6:42pm On Oct 28, 2011 |
Hehehehe. Suna nka is for male. Suna nki is for female. Call me mallam n u? |
Re: Sorry Madam by Ajibel(m): 2:42am On Oct 29, 2011 |
Shitz! My ignorance. I no be hausa boko haramite (mallam) but yoruba (opc) |
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 5:47pm On Oct 31, 2011 |
Kai, u call am 4 me boko? Damiska, i no b am por boko, u berebe! |
Re: Sorry Madam by StudioCFR(m): 5:59pm On Oct 31, 2011 |
Funkymallam: Ajibel: you guys should stop dragging my honourable name to the mud. . . Na beg i dey beg before i change am for una two |
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 7:42pm On Oct 31, 2011 |
^^ honourable name ke? Stupidio, sori or woteva that is, there is no mud here. Wlkm on board sha |
Re: Sorry Madam by StudioCFR(m): 9:34pm On Oct 31, 2011 |
Funkymalluu. . . i can see your albinoism has affected your sense of reasoning dont let me add to your problem |
Re: Sorry Madam by Funkymallam(m): 10:36pm On Oct 31, 2011 |
^^ i see u have a thing for albinos. Dumb Negro, am not a faggggg. But can huk u up wit ur albino choice, sucker. No offienceeeeee |
Re: Sorry Madam by Nobody: 10:47pm On Oct 31, 2011 |
studio you be albino or you just love albinos? |
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