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Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Nobody: 6:40am On Oct 30, 2011
Sorry na cry cry cry cry cry
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Fayimora(m): 11:23am On Oct 31, 2011
Hmm this is serious, @mxxpunkxx are you seriously insulting me, dhtml, omotodun and the others or u just sayin it so the op can be happy

Anyways guys, wassup , Been a while
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by mxxpunkxx: 12:31pm On Oct 31, 2011
Fayimora:

Hmm this is serious, @mxxpunkxx are you seriously insulting me, dhtml, omotodun and the others or u just sayin it so the op can be happy

Anyways guys, wassup , Been a while

somtyms, we gotta displease ourselves in order to please others !!!
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by cycIops4re: 5:21pm On Oct 31, 2011

now, cyclops4real, you are the "best programmer" on NL, but at least prove to us:
pls solve the FaceBook FaceBull puzzle, prove yourself
http://www.facebook.com/careers/puzzles.php?puzzle_id=1

Solved the facebull. And do you? smiley Let's compare our solutions for the following testcase:


M0 C0 C1 4445
M1 C0 C9 4104
M2 C0 C11 4442
M3 C0 C16 2443
M4 C1 C3 236
M5 C1 C5 3113
M6 C1 C6 3406
M7 C1 C13 2146
M8 C1 C23 211
M9 C1 C24 2633
M10 C1 C25 256
M11 C1 C27 1603
M12 C2 C1 2681
M13 C2 C18 3633
M14 C2 C23 3970
M15 C3 C15 1542
M16 C3 C20 216
M17 C3 C21 3871
M18 C3 C23 2395
M19 C3 C27 1856
M20 C3 C28 3265
M21 C4 C3 3986
M22 C4 C9 1682
M23 C4 C15 3924
M24 C4 C22 3612
M25 C4 C26 2721
M26 C5 C10 3116
M27 C5 C16 1766
M28 C6 C1 42
M29 C6 C4 3124
M30 C6 C18 3581
M31 C6 C23 2859
M32 C6 C24 775
M33 C6 C27 2887
M34 C7 C3 1986
M35 C7 C9 1226
M36 C7 C16 1494
M37 C7 C18 2184
M38 C7 C22 3996
M39 C7 C23 3537
M40 C8 C5 815
M41 C8 C13 4833
M42 C8 C27 2215
M43 C8 C29 2916
M44 C9 C2 2347
M45 C9 C4 2743
M46 C9 C7 2237
M47 C9 C28 4615
M48 C9 C29 153
M49 C10 C2 3573
M50 C10 C7 4281
M51 C10 C11 642
M52 C10 C17 555
M53 C10 C18 4558
M54 C10 C21 1913
M55 C10 C23 1094
M56 C11 C1 1551
M57 C11 C3 3653
M58 C11 C7 2527
M59 C11 C14 3278
M60 C11 C22 492
M61 C12 C0 1841
M62 C12 C21 629
M63 C13 C6 428
M64 C13 C9 281
M65 C13 C19 3276
M66 C13 C25 4466
M67 C13 C27 2938
M68 C14 C1 995
M69 C14 C15 2821
M70 C14 C18 4918
M71 C15 C6 51
M72 C15 C24 3556
M73 C15 C28 891
M74 C16 C0 2215
M75 C16 C3 4821
M76 C16 C6 2715
M77 C16 C8 276
M78 C16 C29 3763
M79 C17 C14 1856
M80 C17 C16 823
M81 C17 C23 6
M82 C17 C27 1944
M83 C18 C0 432
M84 C18 C4 2936
M85 C18 C7 2622
M86 C18 C13 3791
M87 C18 C16 3555
M88 C18 C17 1162
M89 C18 C22 125
M90 C18 C24 3323
M91 C18 C25 2935
M92 C19 C4 1584
M93 C19 C22 3889
M94 C20 C19 3998
M95 C21 C1 4985
M96 C21 C6 4533
M97 C21 C8 1858
M98 C21 C10 2198
M99 C21 C17 1291
M100 C21 C27 4003
M101 C22 C1 420
M102 C22 C6 60
M103 C22 C10 4353
M104 C22 C13 3370
M105 C22 C14 2333
M106 C22 C21 2754
M107 C22 C23 3161
M108 C22 C26 211
M109 C23 C4 1210
M110 C23 C7 4262
M111 C23 C12 3785
M112 C23 C17 4388
M113 C23 C22 515
M114 C23 C25 755
M115 C23 C27 988
M116 C23 C28 974
M117 C24 C10 3922
M118 C24 C11 2905
M119 C24 C18 496
M120 C24 C27 2394
M121 C24 C29 402
M122 C25 C10 2933
M123 C25 C11 1494
M124 C25 C18 1270
M125 C25 C22 1395
M126 C25 C27 3570
M127 C26 C1 1245
M128 C26 C18 4233
M129 C26 C29 131
M130 C27 C2 2879
M131 C27 C8 3795
M132 C27 C10 2776
M133 C27 C12 3696
M134 C27 C13 3107
M135 C27 C18 2261
M136 C27 C21 994
M137 C27 C22 1223
M138 C27 C24 2519
M139 C27 C26 880
M140 C28 C3 3070
M141 C28 C8 1596
M142 C28 C10 4279
M143 C28 C11 3838
M144 C28 C21 3687
M145 C29 C1 1966
M146 C29 C7 4365
M147 C29 C9 1430
M148 C29 C25 659
M149 C29 C28 230


I got:
42903
3 4 7 8 10 12 15 16 22 26 32 35 40 44 51 58 62 64 68 71 77 79 83 89 92 94 99 108 115 121 124 129 133 141 149

in 36 seconds.
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Nobody: 7:05pm On Oct 31, 2011
Crap! Mierda!
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by mxxpunkxx: 7:33pm On Oct 31, 2011
^^^ Lol

How can u define a word in a foreign language?

Abeg, dhtml, help me ask am oh . . . . I don tire for this boy!
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Mobinga: 1:31pm On Nov 02, 2011
mxxpunkxx:

enough said! even if the admin aint got power to stop this temper tantrum, i tink i can.
we are all fake coders here, i repeat all fake coders, I, me, whatsoever u call me, i can't even write a simple hello world program
beaf, mobinga, and omo_to_dun cannot even solve arrays.
dhtml, fayimora aint even heard of the fibonacci sequence,

now, cyclops4real, you are the "best programmer" on NL, but at least prove to us:
pls solve the FaceBook FaceBull puzzle, prove yourself
http://www.facebook.com/careers/puzzles.php?puzzle_id=1

or forever shut your tr.ap!

LMAO. hahahhahaha. Fibonacci sequence


public static int rec(int n){
if(n == 1 || n==0){
return n;
}

return rec(n-1)+rec(n-2);
}



Provided you know how methods work, you should be able to run that.
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Nobody: 6:47pm On Nov 02, 2011
Crap! Even my lawyer girlfriend could ave copied that code from somewhere and dumped it here - no programmers for here at all.
To prove you are really a programmer, go and solve seun's programming challenge. Everybody just dey yarn dust for zere.
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by cycIops4re: 9:52pm On Nov 02, 2011
Dear dhtml, could you or your girlfriend find the facebull solution that solves the testcase above smiley Or may be you can write your own?
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by dhtml1(m): 10:14pm On Nov 02, 2011
Haba! Who is the pirated cyclops? A clone!!! HELP!!!!!
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Nobody: 4:30pm On Nov 03, 2011
Eh emm cyclopsrea so no other name than to copy my own, typical copy and post webmaster na people like u dem dey talk about
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Nobody: 6:11pm On Nov 03, 2011
Na wa o, na to dey copy usernames be the thing now. Na wa o for these boyz
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Nobody: 11:52pm On Nov 03, 2011
*dhtml:

Crap! Even my lawyer girlfriend could ave copied that code from somewhere and dumped it here - no programmers for here at all.
To prove you are really a programmer, go and solve seun's programming challenge. Everybody just dey yarn dust for zere.
And there is another clone of me too. . . .hmmnn, i wonder which one is the real one!
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by mxxpunkxx: 1:45am On Nov 04, 2011
*dhtml:

Na wa o, na to dey copy usernames be the thing now. Na wa o for these boyz
i don tire ohhhhhhhhhh!

*dhtml:

Crap! Even my lawyer girlfriend could ave copied that code from somewhere and dumped it here - no programmers for here at all.
To prove you are really a programmer, go and solve seun's programming challenge. Everybody just dey yarn dust for zere.
on behalf of "isi-ewu", oops, Seun, i increase d price money to #500,000 . . . oYA, cyclops n fake cyclops, go n solve
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Nobody: 12:27pm On Nov 04, 2011
hola
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Nobody: 6:23pm On Nov 04, 2011
@mxxpunkxx na u win best programmer ever
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Nobody: 9:27pm On Nov 04, 2011
Serious??
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Nobody: 11:33am On Nov 07, 2011
Ya
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Nobody: 1:25am On Nov 08, 2011
Me thinks Seun is still the best programmer sha. All of you here are big-tyme losers!
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by yommysomguy(m): 1:47am On Nov 08, 2011
If u say so
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Nobody: 7:19am On Nov 08, 2011
^^^It is a blanket statement [blanket]muhahaha[/blanket]
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Nobody: 6:00pm On Nov 08, 2011
Which seun owner of nairaland, guy u make me laugh
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Nobody: 6:25pm On Nov 08, 2011
:p
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Nobody: 7:26pm On Nov 08, 2011
Hello world gurus lmao, una dey live up to the name,
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Nobody: 9:52pm On Nov 08, 2011
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by mxxpunkxx: 12:54am On Nov 09, 2011
*dhtml:

[img]http://blog..net/v/OTRvPiEhJSMnNSM1Ng==[/img]
aha, here again

musKeeto:

Hello world gurus lmao, una dey live up to the name,

hehe

cyclops4real:

@mxxpunkxx na u win best programmer ever
thnx, duh
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Nobody: 4:36pm On Nov 09, 2011
mxxpunkxx:

aha, here again
hehe
thnx, duh
they give ur self hope
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Nobody: 9:34pm On Nov 09, 2011
^^^Are you trying to say that he is hopeless or what?
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by mxxpunkxx: 3:52am On Nov 10, 2011
*dhtml:

^^^Are you trying to say that he is hopeless or what?


abeg, hlp me ask am oh
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Nobody: 9:19am On Nov 10, 2011
No be programmers we get here but programmars smiley
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Nobody: 11:10pm On Nov 10, 2011
^^^This boy e be ediot!
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Nobody: 2:57am On Nov 11, 2011
Hahhaaa, e b lyk dat one hit u for vein, menh if you no like am, Come make I hug you tongue

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