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Guess Who's Back by ElementG(m): 7:38pm On Oct 27, 2011
lets just get straight to d point,  u need alot of imagination to get d joke


There was a rich man who sent his son Junior to d village to school,  This silly mumu was a dullard in d city but u know na, d guy go wan prove for d local folks,  im go come dey blow gramma for school,  Teachers come like d boy,  every day na junior go mark, talk for assembly, even na him go set exam question mark am too,  Teachers just like dis guy, 

The mumu boy didnt know dat one senior Supa was beefing him in d school,  So one day now, Junior was walking and he mistakenly stepped on Snr. Supa,  Na so supa just vex, without thinking twice, im don dash dis boy 24 slaps for head,  Na so Junior cry go report for staff room

(Now d crazy part)
The teachers called Supa,  when he came,  they asked

Teacher: Why did u slap Junior?
Supa: he emmmm,  emmm
Teacher: I said Why?
Supa: he ruding
Teacher: eh wat did u say
Supa: sorry sir,  he ruded
Teacher: In my school,  U speak such blunder?
Supa: Am sorry sir,  he rudende
Teacher: Get out,  u r gonna face d punishment of your life

(On Snr. Supa's way out of d staff room, one of the teacher's said) e file, e je ko so yoruba now,

Supa never even wait make teacher land na so im start,

Ese ma,  omo oriburuku ti won pe ni junior yi ma ni,  lo wa fe aya gengen ti o se burukutu ti o de te mi mole,  mo de fi ibinu fo eti buruku re kuro    grin grin grin
Re: Guess Who's Back by Ajibel(m): 8:04pm On Oct 27, 2011
Mtschew. . .
Re: Guess Who's Back by bingbagbo(m): 8:10pm On Oct 27, 2011
what is this?





ppppppp!
Re: Guess Who's Back by ElementG(m): 8:13pm On Oct 27, 2011
eeyaa, new comers heh? well sha i understand

@BIN, Olorun ni mo fi be e, get the hell out of my thread angry angry angry
Re: Guess Who's Back by mikuz(m): 7:31am On Oct 28, 2011
^ take it easy with the mad dog!
Re: Guess Who's Back by ElementG(m): 6:52pm On Oct 28, 2011
mikuz:

^ take it easy with the mad dog!

i'll try to, but wtf is he still doing in this section, we FOR DON PUSH AM OUT SINCE!!! he is just making us move backward undecided undecided undecided
Re: Guess Who's Back by Nobody: 9:11pm On Oct 28, 2011
pls lets use English language and not our native dialect, mine you guy we do not have the same dialect
Re: Guess Who's Back by StudioCFR(m): 12:36am On Oct 29, 2011
Better run comot b4 dem sell u with dia Ofe Mmanu language

mtchew
Re: Guess Who's Back by eldav(m): 5:16am On Oct 29, 2011
Another yoruba joke.

Hmm. . .
Re: Guess Who's Back by EFULEFU1(m): 7:59am On Oct 29, 2011
mtcheew.
Re: Guess Who's Back by StudioCFR(m): 5:05pm On Oct 29, 2011
eldav:

Another yoruba joke.

Hmm. . .

stewpid and senseless chauvinistic piglet

tribalism will not kill u fooool
Re: Guess Who's Back by ElementG(m): 5:11pm On Oct 29, 2011
was u talking to me stud? undecided undecided undecided
Re: Guess Who's Back by Nobody: 9:39pm On Oct 29, 2011
element pls we are not here to kill english so pls try and correct that english
Re: Guess Who's Back by Nobody: 8:26am On Oct 31, 2011
Lmao! grin
Re: Guess Who's Back by bright007(f): 6:22pm On Oct 31, 2011
are u reporting or telling a joke? undecided undecided
Re: Guess Who's Back by labaks(f): 11:05am On Nov 01, 2011
element pls we are not here to kill english so pls try and correct that english

babe, u wicked sha grin grin grin grin grin grin

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