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Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Mobinga(op): 1:42pm On Oct 30, 2011

Well, this is not really a challenge per say, just fun stuff.

Challenge :: Write the most brain-twisting, complex, scrambled, bla bla code you can.

Languages :: PHP, Java, JS. lipsrsealed

Rules :: After the code, write what the code does, it should be a simple code that most will understand.

Go. cool

Edit :: For clarity purposes : Your goal is to write an obfuscated version of a very simple code < Simply put.

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 5:44pm On Oct 30, 2011

Question not clear at all. Maybe you should give an example first. Then when you say java - purely java or jscript inclusive?

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 5:59pm On Oct 30, 2011

Mobinga:
Write the most brain-twisting, complex, scrambled, bla bla code you can.

After the code, write what the code does, it should be a simple code that most will understand.

What a contradiction

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Dsense(m): 6:07pm On Oct 30, 2011

OP.

What of Python huh

. . .If you are factoring Python in, then i'm game.

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 6:24pm On Oct 30, 2011

musKeeto:
What a contradiction

Sometimes I wonder if the folks on Nairaland read and comprehend a post before they post their knee-jerk reactions.
What the OP posted has no contradictions whatsoever. Your goal is to write an obfuscated version of a very simple code.

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 6:40pm On Oct 30, 2011

omo_to_dun:
Sometimes I wonder if the folks on Nairaland read and comprehend a post before they post their knee-jerk reactions.
What the OP posted has no contradictions whatsoever.

Me too. If you don't call that a contradiction, I wonder what it is. Thanks for correcting the OP anyways.

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 6:52pm On Oct 30, 2011

Please, explain how it is a contradiction. If you don't understand it, you ask and the OP will shed more light.

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 10:16pm On Oct 30, 2011

I have said it is not clear. Or you prefer - no comprendo? no significa? mas que nada? Je ne comprends pas?

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Mobinga(op): 10:50am On Oct 31, 2011

omo_to_dun:
Sometimes I wonder if the folks on Nairaland read and comprehend a post before they post their knee-jerk reactions.
What the OP posted has no contradictions whatsoever. Your goal is to write an obfuscated version of a very simple code.

Christ Thank you.

D-sense:
OP.

What of Python . . .If you are factoring Python in, then i'm game.

Ok. Go on, mummy.

*dhtml:
I have said it is not clear. Or you prefer - no comprendo? no significa? mas que nada? Je ne comprends pas?

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Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 12:09pm On Oct 31, 2011

Mobinga:
Your goal is to write an obfuscated version of a very simple code.[/font][/size]

Much better than

Write the most brain-twisting, complex, simple code that most will understand.

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Mobinga(op): 1:10pm On Oct 31, 2011

musKeeto:
Much better than

Yep, plus his ability to comprehend complex sentences is superior to yours.

Although that's not what I wrote.

Challenge :: Write the most brain-twisting, complex, scrambled, bla bla code you can.

Rules :: After the code, write what the code does, it should be a simple code that most will understand.

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 1:29pm On Oct 31, 2011

Lol,

Or Your inability to construct simple non-contradictions is breathtaking,

Perspective, my dear

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Mobinga(op): 2:03pm On Oct 31, 2011

musKeeto:
Lol,

Or Your inability to construct simple non-contradictions is breathtaking,

Perspective, my dear

This, is contradicting? You might have said "confusing", rather.

Challenge :: Write the most brain-twisting, complex, scrambled, bla bla code you can.

Rules :: After the code, write what the code does, it should be a simple code that most will understand.

The fact that he understood the question properly just exhibits his superiority over you in terms of linguistics.

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 2:17pm On Oct 31, 2011

Calling a code complex yet simple is confusing not contradictory?

I rest my case, both lower and UPPER

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Mobinga(op): 2:41pm On Oct 31, 2011

https://img202.imageshack.us/img202/963/far87o.png

arrgghhh unnecessary arguments have killed this thread before it even started.

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Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 3:36pm On Oct 31, 2011

depends on if you lost the argument
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Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 7:06pm On Oct 31, 2011

Very strange programming thread.

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by mxxpunkxx: 4:53am On Nov 01, 2011

somebody once said: NL ain't got programmers, we only got pro~~fessional~~[b]GRAMMAR[/b]s~~peakers~~

i'm beginning to see the sense in that

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 5:31am On Nov 01, 2011

So if doctors argue, they're no longer doctors?

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by dhtml1(m): 8:47am On Nov 01, 2011

The programmers here use their mouths to program. They can substitue as lawyers too. . . .

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 9:55am On Nov 01, 2011

lmao,

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by mxxpunkxx: 4:00am On Nov 02, 2011

dhtml .:
The programmers here use their mouths to program. They can substitue as lawyers too. . . .

Taaaaaaa!!!!!
Dudes in here are Hello World gurus . , don't mess with 'em! huh

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by dhtml1(m): 5:16am On Nov 02, 2011

^^^See this one now, shouting ~~Tata~~ like a baby - next thing now, he will call himself a programmer too! Haba!!

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 7:22am On Nov 02, 2011

Threa is getting stranger, im loving this place, mobinga for just present the question in a cerelac manner

lmao at hello world gurus, see yarns,

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by dhtml1(m): 7:56am On Nov 02, 2011

^^^^ Did you just call mobinga a nino just now?

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 8:08am On Nov 02, 2011

No amigo, na me u 1 use light fire, i mean he should have presented the question in a less obfuscated manner

, no we're really turning to lawyers.

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by dhtml1(m): 8:42am On Nov 02, 2011

^^^^All that + cerelac manner = nino - yet to be weaned too tongue

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 8:49am On Nov 02, 2011

Hahaa, what a thread,

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by junedon: 9:19am On Nov 02, 2011

good to know that nice share

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Mobinga(op): 1:26pm On Nov 02, 2011

mxxpunkxx:
Taaaaaaa!!!!!
Dudes in here are Hello World gurus . , don't mess with 'em!

I'm yet to see you drop a code tongue

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 4:42pm On Nov 02, 2011

Wrong, he said Taaaaaaa - now dat is an obfuscated code if you ask me.
Now I am yet to see any code even an unobfuscated one on this thread. Oya programmers abi lawyers, where are the codes now?

Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 5:35pm On Nov 02, 2011

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