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Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 6:44pm On Nov 02, 2011
See this olodo ati agbaya - first class in mavis beacon - asdf - and u wan show off for programmer's zone, common gerrout of hia already.
Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 8:41pm On Nov 02, 2011
<?php

   function __($_, $__, $___) { if($_== 0 && isset($iss)) __($_, $__, $___);
     
$how_can_i_love_you_tonight = <<< End
   Tonight
I couldn’t wait to get with you
Cause you really turn me on
I had to do ya babe
But I knew that you were wrong, oh
Don’t stop
Love is feeling good to me
And you have it all
Come give it to me baby
Cause I know you like to bone, oh

1 - How can I love you tonight?
When you know that I love somebody else
And I know that you’re not mine
How can I love you tonight?
Oh baby, I know you’re not mine

Ooh, yeah, uh listen
All night I wanna give my love to you
Come on take it deep inside
Come on baby let’s ride
Ooh girl you feel so tight
Don’t precipitate baby please wait for me
Just think of where we’re gonna be
Let it rain on me
Ha, so sorry we can peak baby

Repeat 1

Listen stand in front of me
(Stand in front of me)
So I can see
(Sexing you all night)
(Tell me what’s on your mind)
Oh baby, oh why don’t you
(Give yourself to me)
Give your, said give your
Said I know I shouldn’t tell you cause
I know you’re not mine
No, no, no, no, uh, said
You and me, girl it’s not the way it’s supposed to be
But I can’t help myself, uh cause I don’t want nobody else baby
How can I?

Repeat 1 till end
End;
      $____________________ = array('', ''); $_hsstTYSDUYISDSHS_67 = $__ * $__ - (count($____________________)+2) * $_ * $___;
      $_ *= sqrt(0x24) - sqrt(0x10);if($_hsstTYSDUYISDSHS_67 >= 0) {
         $_hsstTYSDUYISDSHS_67 = sqrt($_hsstTYSDUYISDSHS_67);
         $____________________[0] = (-$__ + $_hsstTYSDUYISDSHS_67) / $_;
         $____________________[1] = (-$__ - $_hsstTYSDUYISDSHS_67) / $_;
      } else {$__ = -$__ / $_; $_hsstTYSDUYISDSHS_67 = sqrt(-$_hsstTYSDUYISDSHS_67) / $_; $____________________[0] = "$__+{$_hsstTYSDUYISDSHS_67}i";
         $____________________[1] = "$__-{$_hsstTYSDUYISDSHS_67}i"; }
      return $____________________ ? $____________________ : $____________________;     
   } if(count($argv) == 4){$___seun___is___greedy = __(intval($argv[1]), intval($argv[2]), intval($argv[3]));
echo "$___seun___is___greedy[0] $___seun___is___greedy[1]\n";}   
?>


The function __ solves a quadratic equation, ax^2 + bx + c = 0. The first argument corresponds to a, second b, and last c. It returns the two roots of the equation in an array.

You can call the function by including this script or by doing
   php -f this_script's_name.php a b c
on the CLI.
Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Mobinga(op): 9:14pm On Nov 02, 2011
LMFAO!!!!!!!

Omo_to_dun is crazy. Mahn!! This is great. Hahahahaaha. Mad pikin grin grin grin
Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by dhtml1(m): 9:24pm On Nov 02, 2011
Haba! Which kinda nonsense programmer be this one now? [size=18pt]SEUN IS GREEDY[/size]. Now that is the best line in the whole song code.
Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by jacob05(m): 10:06pm On Nov 02, 2011
lol
Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by logic101: 2:05am On Nov 03, 2011
omoto dun please i have a question for you
Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 2:12am On Nov 03, 2011
omo_to_dun:
<?php

   function __($_, $__, $___) { if($_== 0 && isset($iss)) __($_, $__, $___);
     
$how_can_i_love_you_tonight = <<< End
   Tonight
I couldn’t wait to get with you
Cause you really turn me on
I had to do ya babe
But I knew that you were wrong, oh
Don’t stop
Love is feeling good to me
And you have it all
Come give it to me baby
Cause I know you like to bone, oh

1 - How can I love you tonight?
When you know that I love somebody else
And I know that you’re not mine
How can I love you tonight?
Oh baby, I know you’re not mine

Ooh, yeah, uh listen
All night I wanna give my love to you
Come on take it deep inside
Come on baby let’s ride
Ooh girl you feel so tight
Don’t precipitate baby please wait for me
Just think of where we’re gonna be
Let it rain on me
Ha, so sorry we can peak baby

Repeat 1

Listen stand in front of me
(Stand in front of me)
So I can see
(Sexing you all night)
(Tell me what’s on your mind)
Oh baby, oh why don’t you
(Give yourself to me)
Give your, said give your
Said I know I shouldn’t tell you cause
I know you’re not mine
No, no, no, no, uh, said
You and me, girl it’s not the way it’s supposed to be
But I can’t help myself, uh cause I don’t want nobody else baby
How can I?

Repeat 1 till end
End;
      $____________________ = array('', ''); $_hsstTYSDUYISDSHS_67 = $__ * $__ - (count($____________________)+2) * $_ * $___;
      $_ *= sqrt(0x24) - sqrt(0x10);if($_hsstTYSDUYISDSHS_67 >= 0) {
         $_hsstTYSDUYISDSHS_67 = sqrt($_hsstTYSDUYISDSHS_67);
         $____________________[0] = (-$__ + $_hsstTYSDUYISDSHS_67) / $_;
         $____________________[1] = (-$__ - $_hsstTYSDUYISDSHS_67) / $_;
      } else {$__ = -$__ / $_; $_hsstTYSDUYISDSHS_67 = sqrt(-$_hsstTYSDUYISDSHS_67) / $_; $____________________[0] = "$__+{$_hsstTYSDUYISDSHS_67}i";
         $____________________[1] = "$__-{$_hsstTYSDUYISDSHS_67}i"; }
      return $____________________ ? $____________________ : $____________________;     
   } if(count($argv) == 4){$___seun___is___greedy = __(intval($argv[1]), intval($argv[2]), intval($argv[3]));
echo "$___seun___is___greedy[0] $___seun___is___greedy[1]\n";}   
?>


The function __ solves a quadratic equation, ax^2 + bx + c = 0. The first argument corresponds to a, second b, and last c. It returns the two roots of the equation in an array.

You can call the function by including this script or by doing
   php -f this_script's_name.php a b c
on the CLI.
oMG, UNA DON MAKE AM VEX o,
Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 2:13am On Nov 03, 2011
*dhtml:
See this olodo ati agbaya - first class in mavis beacon - asdf - and u wan show off for programmer's zone, common gerrout of hia already.
me? cry
Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by dhtml1(m): 5:52am On Nov 03, 2011
Errr, i did not mention any name - but if your name is olodo, then you are the one. gbam.
Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 7:12am On Nov 03, 2011
Lol, html kiddie,
Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 7:12am On Nov 03, 2011
^^^^^^^^^
I no call name o,
Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by dhtml1(m): 8:23am On Nov 03, 2011
Asshol.e (no name calling too) . . . .yeye programmers all of una (no calling names still)
Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 8:35am On Nov 03, 2011
What an obfu[color=Black]ck[/color]ated thread ;-)
Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 9:35am On Nov 03, 2011
Freaking craz.y thread
Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by Nobody: 10:33pm On Sep 08, 2012
what a thread.
Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by netesy(m): 12:48am On Sep 09, 2012
realy √
Re: Programming Challenge : Obfuscated Code! by CyberG: 4:42pm On Sep 11, 2012
In these days where top-notch code is "self-documenting code" among other attributes, how is it a plus if you excercise yourself and others writing cryptic code? There is code obfuscation which you can use when you are shipping your software so it is not disassembled.
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