3 nationals, an American, a frenchman and a Nigerian were arguing about the speed at wich elections was conducted in their respective countries

frenchman : in my country,ven an elecion is conducted,ve get ze result deux days after

american : in my country, when we conduct an election, we recieve the results a coupla hours after its conducted

now the turn of the Nigerian,

Nigeria : una country no try at all, he says, in my country, we know the outcome of every elections before it is conducted,

ure rice

even da last one evry one knew that mallam will emerge presido

poor country