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| Wrong Weddin Plan by ituen(m): 6:02am On Sep 19, 2007 |
a knockout young lady decided to get rich quick. so she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 yr old man, planning to screw him to death on thier wedding night. the courtship and theweding went off well in spite of the half- century age difference. on the first night of her honeymoon, she got undresed and waited for him. He came out of the bathroom with nothing on except a rubber to cover his 12" erection and a pair of ear plugs. fearing her plan was not going to work, she asks what those are for. The old man replied: there are just 2 things i cant stand; 1. the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burnt rubber |
| Re: Wrong Weddin Plan by clemcykul(f): 12:23pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
i dont understand what the smell of burnt rubber means  pls kindly throw more light on the last paragraph so dat i can understand and laff and catch some fun and also groove around nairaland in myy new jaguar car  does anyone care for a ride? |
| Re: Wrong Weddin Plan by Chuxy(m): 1:00pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
| I guess Its gonna be the other way round now |
| Re: Wrong Weddin Plan by ituen(m): 6:26am On Sep 20, 2007 |
hE'S GONNA USE A CONDOM ON HER WHETHER SHE IS WET OR NOT. IMAGINE DAT CLEM! |
| Re: Wrong Weddin Plan by clemcykul(f): 10:09am On Sep 20, 2007 |
dat quite apolling but then the friction will send her to hell dont u think so i see now the joke is a humorous one lol |
| Re: Wrong Weddin Plan by ceyohn(f): 10:18am On Sep 20, 2007 |
funny |
| Re: Wrong Weddin Plan by ioday(f): 11:48am On Sep 20, 2007 |
She could wait and outlive him and if that is not a quick solution she could get him drunk and smother him and claim that he was drinking and fell asleep which is = cardiac arrest  Just fooln |
| Re: Wrong Weddin Plan by ituen(m): 3:53am On Sep 21, 2007 |
well she tot she's smart |
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