E choke.

Sai baba

4+4+4+4+4
🤣

E choke really.
No kind theft wey no go happen for Nigeria

Nothing to be happy for
May god help us

That’s great, the dead ain’t got use a gate. Let it be relocated to the living quarters. The dead can’t be safe when the living ain’t

These iron condemn boys can steal anything, all they need is two seconds

Lolz,!!!
Most cemetries has no gates.

Iron kwondem!

Na Katsina, not Kaduna Pussycokie45.

Head slammers and stealing sha

MASTAkiLLAh:
These iron condemn boys can steal anything, all they need is two seconds

🤣🤣🤣

Iron kwandem guys on the beat




There is hunger in the land.

Are you sure all the dead bodies have not been stolen too?

The dead needed no gate, they first fired the gateman,he went away and came back with iron kwondem guys.

Metal scrap scavengers?

Aboki and iron . even in Lagos here, nothing wen them no dey carry as long as na iron. Na
Some alaye boys wey dey around come dey pursue Dem now. I dropped an old padlock outside our gate, one just came and picked it, na so I shout for him head to return the padlock!

Even our gate frame too they carried it. That night it rained heavily with a strong wind and I forgot to lock the gate that night. So when I heard a loud bang I realized the gate was opened and quickly rushed out that 2am to lock it. I saw the frame has removed and was flunged to the other side not too far from our gate but I couldn't go and take it that night cos it was raining heavily. So I said by daybreak I'll go and pick it. Very long frame o. By daybreak Aboki don carry the thing go. I was shocked.

Same thing with empty rice bag that I used to pack small bin and put outside because our bin don full and lawma never show, na so aboki carry am go.

Anything you put outside your gate, forget it.

The Dead are now among us, Zombie Attack might be the first big news in 2024.

Dem don thief the gate of their final resting home

MASTAkiLLAh:
These iron condemn boys can steal anything, all they need is two seconds

Yes oo they are very fast when they see iron

This cemetery does not look like it needed gate in the first place

Gadafii:
This cemetery does not look like it needed gate in the first place

Abi? How you go feel if them bury your pa for secured cemetery gate lose and your pa grave was raided?

So, how this one take concern the enlightened southern Nigeria

Deal with your shits

Well ghosts don't need gates anyways

AlexBells:
That’s great, the dead ain’t got use a gate. Let it be relocated to the living quarters. The dead can’t be safe when the living ain’t

Dayum...

And the ghosts wey full there didn't even react or try to stop the thieves, tomorrow dem go say ghost haunt dey exist.

The hustle is real in Nigeria

It is bad

But it is still better than stealing the dead bodies there

😂😂😂
I pity Nigerians, by the time the criminal buffoon is done with them, their lives won’t be the same again.

Ghost no need protection.