You try for your joke sha its all gud.
I like that. 6 over 10

was that a comment from ode remo?

If a joke is good there is nothing you can do about it. That joke is coool
carry go johhh.

dani1luv:

POLICE DEY READ
BIBLE……??!!
On Lagos-Ibadan express
road, when a Pastor met a
team of policemen who,
quite
naturally, wanted
'something' from him.
Since he was not prepared
to
play their games, they
asked for his papers and
having combed through
everything
without any offence with
which to nail the
'stubborn' pastor, they
now
asked him to open the
bonnet of his car.
A careful scrutiny of the
engine number against
what was on paper
revealed that
letter 'U' was written in
such a way that it could
be mistaken for letter 'V'.
That
was all the officer-in-
charge needed to shout
"stolen vehicle!"
Sensing trouble, even
when he knew he
committed no offence, the
pastor called the OC to say
he was a priest to which
the officer replied :"Please,
leave that
pastor thing, in any case,
if you are indeed a pastor,
then you must have a
Bible in your car, bring it."
The Pastor did as was
commanded after which
the officer now ordered:
"Please read Matthew
5:25-26 to me".
The incredulous Pastor
opened to the
recommended passage
and read:
"Settle matters quickly
with your adversary who
is taking you to court. Do
it while you are still with
him on the way, or he
may hand you over to a
judge, and the judge may
hand you over to the
officer, and you may be
thrown into prison. I tell
you the truth; you will not
get out until you have paid
the last penny."
The man of God quietly
made an "offering" of
"just" N100 to his newly
found "preacher".
"End of service go in
peace and argue no
more", said the OC.

VERY FUNNY! ZANK U 4 SHARING!

seeing it be4, but very funny.

Not funny

Abeg no break my neck with your stale joke . Post properly

Its a bit okay joke

@op nice one

nice

Mr. Bones, those who would understand this joke are those who read their bibles, so duhhh, u gat a lotta reading to do, Mtcheeewww

El Guapo:

Dani u need not reply the Pagan

dani1luv:

Mr. Bones, those who would understand this joke are those who read their bibles, so duhhh, u gat a lotta reading to do, Mtcheeewww

Look at dis guy oh! You no sabi say i be bishop sef. Just said the joke is 95yrs and written in a bad form

El Guapo:

Dani u need not reply the Pagan

Wey ur father remain for me, abi?

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