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Pastor And His Congregation by seeni4ever(m): 7:46pm On Mar 06, 2006
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his congregation. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by micklplus(m): 2:09pm On Mar 07, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
i love this o.its funny
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by iffe(f): 4:23pm On Mar 07, 2006
so funny smiley smiley
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Z4M4eva(f): 11:00pm On Mar 07, 2006
cheesy cheesy
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by spikelord(m): 5:59pm On Mar 08, 2006
Laughing my ass off!
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by bagoma(f): 8:34pm On Mar 08, 2006
grin grin grin cheesy grin, very funny.
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by babymine(f): 10:05am On Mar 09, 2006
Yeah, so so funny! grin grin
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by papermoon(f): 6:01pm On Mar 09, 2006
cry
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Ebano(m): 3:02am On Mar 17, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by scholarist: 5:55pm On Nov 11, 2008
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Re: Pastor And His Congregation by tytylayor: 5:59pm On Nov 11, 2008
if u faint nobody go carry u for hia, admin dey on strike tongue
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by dani1luv: 6:03pm On Nov 11, 2008
nd y? Nl nor dey on strike too cool
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by nerosiro: 4:42pm On Mar 31, 2010
funny oooooooo my head aches and my tummy bleeds
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by studio43(m): 4:55pm On Mar 31, 2010
The joke no bad sha lol
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Kunbee: 1:38am On Apr 01, 2010
Stale like studios anus
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Etinoh(m): 7:41pm On Apr 02, 2010
Na funy joke n u dey among d best joker.
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by 4peace(m): 10:01pm On Apr 02, 2010
ha ha ha ga ga ga
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Kunbee: 10:06pm On Apr 02, 2010
What sort of laughter is that?
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by tayoast(m): 11:58pm On Apr 02, 2010
Israeli laffta cheesy
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Kunbee: 12:01am On Apr 03, 2010
Are we safe undecided undecided
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by tayoast(m): 12:04am On Apr 03, 2010
of course we are
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Kunbee: 12:07am On Apr 03, 2010
Will you hold me tongue
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by tayoast(m): 12:26am On Apr 03, 2010
ASAP
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Kunbee: 12:31am On Apr 03, 2010
I dont want again
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by tayoast(m): 12:35am On Apr 03, 2010
OMG! u're complicated
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Kunbee: 12:43am On Apr 03, 2010
You left me angry angry
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by tayoast(m): 12:51am On Apr 03, 2010
No, I didnt.
I said i'll brb

**pls lets leave d Tuface thread abeg. those mods**
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Kunbee: 12:59am On Apr 03, 2010
Ohhhh i thot u were trying to be funny by saying brb
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by tayoast(m): 1:00am On Apr 03, 2010
wen 'll u start taking me serious?? embarassed embarassed
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Kunbee: 1:05am On Apr 03, 2010
When you get married smiley
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by tayoast(m): 1:13am On Apr 03, 2010
wat we're doing is not right.
Ben-10 'll soon come and start ranting.
lets chat now?
Re: Pastor And His Congregation by Kunbee: 1:16am On Apr 03, 2010
Am scared of you lipsrsealed

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