An elderly man in Nigeria calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”

“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the old man says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in UK and tell her,” and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “They’re not getting divorced if I have anything to do about it,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.”

She calls Nigeria immediately, and screams at the old man, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there soon. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife and says, “Okay, they’re coming for Ileya. . . now what do we tell them for Christmas?”

Huh? Soooo? Where is the thread?

mods,please move to jokes section even though the joke's dry.

I need some hot wata to wet my throat,

Cool wata is not effective

Man, that was funny.

I thought i was caught up with the sahara harmattan after going through this joke.

*gotta find mi way outta here-this thread*

pls explain dis joke.

the jokes has no explaination cos it is meaningless