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Pidgin Bible: St. Ikes Version - U Go Laugh Die by Toonice(m): 10:02am On Nov 08, 2011
ENG: As it is written
in the bible.


PIDGIN: As dem yan 4 bible!

ENG: Jesus entered the boat with
his disciples!

PIDGIN: Na im Jesus cum enta
canoe wit im padi dem!

ENG: As the boat was sailing,
there was a great storm!!!

PIDGIN: As d canoe dey go, na im
yawa cum gas!!!

ENG: The storm was so great that
it was like a whirl wind!

PIDGIN: as d yawa dey, na im
kasala cum burst!!

ENG: The disciples became so
afraid and they shouted master
master!

PIDGIN: Na im liva fail im padi
dem, na im dem begin dey hala
bros eh! bros eh!!

ENG: Jesus got up and calmed
down the wind!

PIDGIN: Na im Jesus rise up cum
arrange d yawa!

ENG: He turned to his disciples
and said, oh ye with little faith!

PIDGIN: Na so Jesus luk im padi
dem, shake im head say UNA FALL
MA HAND!

ENG: The disciples replied and said
what manner of man is this?

PIDGIN: im padi dem cum hala
sho!! bros J which kan levels na?
U B WINCH?
Re: Pidgin Bible: St. Ikes Version - U Go Laugh Die by greedie1(f): 7:20pm On Nov 08, 2011
it didnt evoke any laughter from me, jst a lil smile, u try sha
Re: Pidgin Bible: St. Ikes Version - U Go Laugh Die by Ajibel(m): 12:35am On Nov 09, 2011
My laffing bones couldnt even move for a smile

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