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I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by bumi10(m): 12:50pm On Jan 09, 2016
Just dey mimd my own business oo na him i came across this powerful but hilarious definition of our able anti-graft agencies.

Definition: EFCC/DSS - This is a system in which an accused person is first arrested, detained endlessly while the anti-corruption agency goes about looking for evidence.

Guy watin una think?

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by benedictnsi(m): 12:53pm On Jan 09, 2016
Lol

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by fulanimafia: 12:59pm On Jan 09, 2016
In the world of corruption advocates, interrogation and possible detention should come before arrests are made.

Keep wailing yourselves into lunacy. At least it has some entertainment value.

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Wizlove(m): 1:06pm On Jan 09, 2016
This theory theory is called fayoseology. This theory made many nairaland zombies match on their senses.

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by SamJed(m): 2:03pm On Jan 09, 2016
fulanimafia:
In the world of corruption advocates, interrogation and possible detention should come before arrests are made.

Keep wailing yourselves into lunacy. At least it has some entertainment value.
i don't blame u cos ur name says it all...in which civilized country is someone detained without evidence...standard procedure is...with evidence in hand, u arrest somebody, then charge him to court...interrogating him is to make him confess and possibly get more evidence from what he says to nail him...u guys should stop wearing the cloak of sentiment...

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by virud: 2:06pm On Jan 09, 2016
Sometimes I wonder if they don't understand international best practices. Better, they should watch movies na... 24 comes to mind...

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by virud: 2:14pm On Jan 09, 2016
fulanimafia:
In the world of corruption advocates, interrogation and possible detention should come before arrests are made.

Keep wailing yourselves into lunacy. At least it has some entertainment value.
Investigations could run into several months / years...You could invite/interrogate someone but that doesn't legitimate unlawful detention. We just love to rush through things. Criminal cases takes time to build and investigation ought not to be bulldozed through.

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Djicemob: 2:22pm On Jan 09, 2016
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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by abduljabbar4(m): 2:29pm On Jan 09, 2016
What wailers are yet to understand is that they are no longer relevant in Nigeria anymore. Their useless party hasnt done anything good for the country

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by tuniski: 2:42pm On Jan 09, 2016
abduljabbar4:
What wailers are yet to understand is that they are no longer relevant in Nigeria anymore. Their useless party hasnt done anything good for the country
zombie ooo zombie!

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by toolovely(m): 2:45pm On Jan 09, 2016
abduljabbar4:
What wailers are yet to understand is that they are no longer relevant in Nigeria anymore. Their useless party hasnt done anything good for the country

And what ur useful party is doing for the countrt is trampling on people's right? Arresting and detaining people with out evidence and thats d best development ur party can bring to d country?

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by abduljabbar4(m): 2:52pm On Jan 09, 2016
toolovely:

And what ur useful party is doing for the countrt is trampling on people's right? Arresting and detaining people with out evidence and thats d best development ur party can bring to d country?

I dont care about how they do it. Infact they should arrest them first and advertise for petition from people on NTA. Fighting corruption unlawfully is better than celebrating it

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by abduljabbar4(m): 2:54pm On Jan 09, 2016
tuniski:
zombie ooo zombie!

Irrelevant pdp loser gerrout! Corruption will be eradicated whether you like it or not. If you like gather yourselves in concentration camps and die we wont care

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by tuniski: 3:00pm On Jan 09, 2016
abduljabbar4:


Irrelevant pdp loser gerrout! Corruption will be eradicated whether you like it or not. If you like gather yourselves in concentration camps and die we wont care
another bigoted zombie! Lame talk left to this zombie any non zombie voice must be crushed. Well, for your information nigeria is now a concentration camp with citizens on cliff hanger.

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Naturallyme: 3:01pm On Jan 09, 2016
Wailers will wail in vain. As the national cake is not going round as usual, they resorted to crying wolf. Buhari has said it, be ready to face the consequences of ur actions. The amazing thing is that those in detention are not complaining, it those rats yet to be arrested wailing because they are afraid. This year anyone that escapes justice will suffer cancer, brain disease, tumor of the testis in Jesus Name.

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by abduljabbar4(m): 3:08pm On Jan 09, 2016
tuniski:
another bigoted zombie! Lame talk left to this zombie any non zombie voice must be crushed. Well, for your information nigeria is now a concentration camp with citizens on cliff hanger.

You think we dont know why you are supporting pdp? Ipob members hate the nation and want anything that will bring the nation down thats why they support pdp.

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Mznaett: 3:10pm On Jan 09, 2016
Flora Shaw made a very big mistake by naming this country "NIGERIA" instead of BANANA REPUBLIC because its crises come in bunches.sad

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Duru1(m): 3:11pm On Jan 09, 2016
fulanimafia:
In the world of corruption advocates, interrogation and possible detention should come before arrests are made.

Keep wailing yourselves into lunacy. At least it has some entertainment value.

You are one reason Nigeria is a certified dead-end.

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by andychukse(m): 3:11pm On Jan 09, 2016
This is shit mehhn, am ara here!! undecided



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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by passionate88: 3:11pm On Jan 09, 2016
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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by VickyRotex(f): 3:12pm On Jan 09, 2016
Nothing hilarious here undecided undecided

Mznaett:
Flora Shaw made a very big mistake by naming this country "NIGERIA" instead of BANANA REPUBLIC because its crises come in bunches.sad

Banana kor, Pineapple ni undecided undecided

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by dedons: 3:12pm On Jan 09, 2016
In the end,our children will ask us how and why we allowed an old ancestor to rule us-Martin Luther King Jnr.

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by dominique(f): 3:13pm On Jan 09, 2016
What is hilarious about this? undecided
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by tsdarkside(m): 3:13pm On Jan 09, 2016
Mznaett:
Flora Shaw made a very big mistake by naming this country "NIGERIA" instead of BANANA REPUBLIC because its crises come in bunches.sad

hahahaha.... grin grin grin grin grin...you funny... grin grin grin

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by obiorathesubtle: 3:13pm On Jan 09, 2016
what's funny about the truth? undecided

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Sunnycliff(m): 3:14pm On Jan 09, 2016
Because they are been puppeted by an anti Democratic Leader. Whose crunch word in Kwarupshion. Arrests before going to court. Daura Secret Service Executioners

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by iamsodium(m): 3:14pm On Jan 09, 2016
Hmm
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by timilehing(m): 3:15pm On Jan 09, 2016
SamJed:
i don't blame u cos ur name says it all...in which civilized country is someone detained without evidence...standard procedure is...with evidence in hand, u arrest somebody, then charge him to court...interrogating him is to make him confess and possibly get more evidence from what he says to nail him...u guys should stop wearing the cloak of sentiment...
You mean accused are charged to court before interrogation?? You are a grade 1 nincom.poop

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Toeyoursea(m): 3:15pm On Jan 09, 2016
Msheeeeeew.
#ISTANDWITHBUHARI

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