Abuja people is this true about your city??

As posted on Facebook by Emmanuel kings

How Abuja Recruiters post job openings.


Male.

Driver needed in Suffer Suffer estate at Area 1

- Must be male and have a valid drivers license

- Must resume by 7A.m and close at night
when oga retires to bed.

- Must be 25-45 and must be willing to travel
outside Abuja to go collect water yam and periwinkles for oga wife wether he likes it or not

-Must know how to fix cars incase of emergency breakdowns

- Must provide 6 guarantors that are in atleast level 16 at the federal civil service.

- Must bring some soil from his grandfather's grave and swear he will not leave the job.

-Gets an off day once in 2 weeks

-Must have a masters degree in driving or its equivalent.

Salary 40k.

How they post for women.

A female secretary is needed in a real estate company in wuse 2.

Description.

Age 23-28
- Must be tall, fair, fluent in English and have yansh.

- Must be willing to follow clients up even after office hours and be patient with them

- Must be wiling to travel with the Boss when need arises (all expenses paid, free shopping included)

- Must dress classy and smell nice always.

Being a Baddie is an added advantage

No degrees required.

Salary 350k and daily lunch.

.

Ok

Modern day slavery's redefined

Great sense of sarcasm. Funny, but true. It's a woman's world, afterall.