A BENIN MAN WAS BURYING HIS FATHER AND INVITED HIS FRIEND FROM FAR AND WIDE. THERE WERE THE HAUSA FRIEND, THE IGBO FRIEND AND THE YORUBA FRIEND, AFTER LOWERING THE COFFIN THEY STARTED PUTTING YAMS, RICE, BEANS, GARRI AND MEAT INTO THE GRAVE. THE HAUSAMAN WHO IS USED TO THEIR SIMPLE WAY OF BURYING THE DEAD, ASKED:
WHY DO YOU WASTE SO MUCH FOOD ITEM THESE HARD TIMES? THE BENIN MAN SMILED AND SAID, , ''ACCORDING TO OUR TRADITION THE DEAD MAN IS GOING ON A LONG JOURNEY AND THEREFORE NEEDS ALL THE FOOD ITEMS. THE HAUSA MAN PUT HIS HAND IN HIS BABARIGA AND BROUGHT OUT $500. ''WHEN YOU FINISH WITH THE FOOD ITEMS, YOU PURCHASE MORE''. THE YORUBAMAN ALSO WANTED TO IDENTIFY. HE PUT HIS HAND INTO HIS AGBADA AND BROUGHT OUT A NEAT BUNDLE TOTALLING $500. ''WHEN YOU FINISH WITH THE HAUSAMAN'S MONEY, CONTINUE WITH MY OWN'' THE IGBO MAN WOULD NOT WANT TO BE LEFT OUT. HE PUT HIS HAND IN THE INNER POCKET OF HIS WELL-TAILORED JACKET, BROUGHT. , !

WHAT DO YOU THINK THE IGBO MAN DID?

You killed a nice jioke with your stupid ego.'the igbo man donated the chips on your shoulder. Yeah , walahi thats what he did.

ode remo:

You killed a nice jioke with your silly ego.'the igbo man donated the chips on your shoulder. Yeah , walahi thats what he did.

same here,

Op
is like Ibo people don do u something before
dis one u dey lament

I need the jokes summary so that as a critic, i can rate it well. .i dont have time reading all this

Sincerely Op, u have issues. Answer the qtn yourself.

THE IGBO MAN WOULD NOT WANT TO BE LEFT OUT. HE PUT HIS HAND IN THE INNER POCKET OF HIS WELL-TAILORED JACKET, BROUGHT OUT HIS WALLET AND COLLECTED THE MONEY DONATED BY THE HAUSA GUY AND THE YORUBA GUY. THE OTHER GUYS WHERE SUPRISED, THEY ASK HIM WHAT HE WAS DOING . , !
THE IGBO MAN REPLIED " U KNOW THIS IS DRY SEASON, TERMITE WILL DESTROY THE MONEY, SINCE I AM GOING TO DIE NEXT WEEK, I WILL DELIVER IT TO HIM, SO THIS IS MY CONTRIBUTION"

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