: TORONTO - Pedro and Buddy - two gay
penguins - were tossed out of the Toronto
Zoo, let loose on the streets.
Zoologists at the Toronto Zoo first tried to
separate the "gay" penguin couple at the
Toronto Zoo but that caused a commotion
both among zoologists and the lesbian,
gay, bisexual and transgender community.
But in the middle of the night, several anti-
gay-penguin fanatics (AGPeFs) snuck into
the penguin exhibit - snagged Pedro and
Buddy and threw them - separately - onto
the street.
Luckily, Pedro and Buddy found each other
behind an Italian restaurant.
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines, ed-out-of-zoo/

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