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Hey! Wouldn't be cool if we could sing online! That is upload our voices and paste them here. I found a site that does that . Here's a test of the audio,

http://vow.6te.net/play.php?code=1238884164test.wav

so pls don't hate me! I just wanted us to try something new!
Pls check it out and post ur comments on what u think! That all I ask.
Are we friends now?

OKAY THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO INTRODUCE TO YOU ALL,

HERES THE FIRST EVER CLOSEST THING TO STAND UP COMEDY ON LINE!


ONE THING WE LIKE BEST IS COMEDY, AND BEST OF ALL, STAND UP COMEDY. OVER THE YEARS, ACTS LIKE JULIUS, BASKET MOUTH, KLINT DE DRUNK AND MANY OTHERS HAVE TRILLED US ON STAGE!

AMONGST US, ARE FOLKS WHO HAVE GOT A LITTLE BIT OF STAND UP COMEDY IN US, BUT LACK THE STAGE TO SHOW OUR STUFF. NOW, THERE'S A SITE WHERE WE CAN LET LOOSE OUR TALENTS. IT CALLED LAFF! @ http://laff.6te.net.

WE CAN RECORD OUR JOKES ON AUDIO AND UPLOAD THE AUDIO FILE TO THE SITE. FROM THERE PEOPLE CAN LISTEN AND COMMENT AND RATE OUR JOKES! IT'S SO COOL! I'VE ALREADY POSTED 6 JOKES AND IT WAS FUN!

SO JOIN ME OR RATE ME ON LAFF! AND LET'S HAVE FUN TOGETHER!

HMMM! I WONDER WHAT THE PROBLEM IS?
WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH NEGATIVITY FROM YOU ALL?
MAYBE I'VE NOT MADE MYSELF CLEAR.
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO MAKE ENEMIES.

OKAY, LET ME REPHRASE MY SELF SO EVERY 1 CAN UNDERSTAND ME!

hi,
Let the games begins!
blue_boy@idols

check my voice out @
http://apella.6te.net
score me well o!

below is how to save a file for compression.

ajekpaks:
Seven abi na Eleven I no understant from you first post to the last one, wetin dey happen??

you smoke poly?

Hey! First of all, the name's Eleven , 7 Eleven , Got that?

Nextly, the fact that u don't understand is not my fault. For u to think that I smoke Poly shows clearly the state of ur mind. In ur world Pple can smoke Ploy, Trees, Wood, Rubber, Keyboards,Babys,Dogs, Raincoats, etc, etc, What did u smoke today? A Ghana-Must -Go Bag rolled up in your note book? Niceeee!

benedictac:
clap for yourself as u dey encourage urself

u try

Clap- Clap !
Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap!
Clap!

women can be desperate at times .
once one banged on bed room door all night . . .


but I would not let her out!

women can be desperate at times .
once one banged on bed room door all night . . .


but I would not let her out!

AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE THE INTERUPTION, ITS THE FIRST EVER ONLINE STANDUP COMEDY SITE WHERE U CAN
GO AND LISTEN TO JOKES! IF U HAVE SOME LINES TO SCATTER, JUST UPLOAD IT AND LET'S HEAR YOU!

I WONDER WHAT U GUYS VOICES SOUND LIKE,

AH! IS THAT UR LIFESTYLE HABIT, TO SLEEP IN THE DAY AND WORK AT NIGHT, WHAT WORK DO U DO AT NIGHT BY THE WAY, I HOPE ITS NOT,

WATS D PROBLEM?

Lolabbey:

I CALLED THE DOCTOR AND HE RECOMENDS THAT U USE SHADES ,

HI GUYS, CHECK THIS ONE OUT,

IF U LUV STAND UP COMEDY, THERE'S A SITE WHERE U CAN ACTUALLY LISTEN AND CREATE YOUR OWN
STAND UP COMEDY ONLINE. CHECK OUT http://laff.6te.net. (Use IE browser or Opera to listen, )

--Here's My Yoke!---


The Sunday School Teacher: Joe, whats the difference between the Immaculate Conception and the Virgin Birth

A Very Book -Worm Joe: Eh,  Aproximately 9 months!

The Sunday School Teacher: 

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[center]WELCOME TO THE WEB IDOLS VOICE CONTEST![/center]

THE AIM OF THIS CONTEST IS TO FIND THE MOST VOCALLY TALENTED SINGER
ON HERE. IF YOU KNOW YOU CAN SING AND YOU'VE GOT A GOOD VOICE, THEN
WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO BECOME THE FIRST WEB IDOL!

APELLA- THE PLANET ONE STAGE
LIKE EVERY IDOLS SHOW, THERE HAS TO BE A BIG STAGE WHERE THE PERFORMERS
WILL SING. OUR STAGE WILL BE THE SITE CALLED APELLA @ http://apella.6te.net .
AT THE SITE, SONGS CAN BE UPLOADED AND PLAYED ONLINE, WITHOUT HAVING IO
DOWNLOAD THEM. YOU WILL HAVE TO REGISTER(FREE) TO BE ABLE TO UPLOAD
SONGS OR COMMENT ON THE SONGS.

INTERNET EXPLORER- THE WEB IDOLS UNOFFICIAL BROWSER
TO LISTEN TO THE SONGS ON APELLA, THE INTERNET EXPLORER BROWSER IS RECOMMENDED.OPERA MIGHT WORK BUT FIREFOX IS A NO-GO.

WINDOWS SOUND RECORDER-THE RECORDING TOOL
FOR THE PERFORMERS, THE RECOMMENDED VOICE RECORDING SOFTWARE IS
THE WINDOWS SOUND RECORDER. THE REASON FOR THIS IS IT'S AUDIO FILE COMPRESSING
FEATURES WHICH WILL HELP TO COMPRESS YOUR SONG FILE TO A SIZE LESS THAN 200MB WHICH IS THE MAXIMUM FILE-UPLOAD LIMIT ON APELLA.BELOW IS A SNAPSHOT OF HOW
YOU CAN COMPRESS YOUR FILE TO THE REDUCED GSM 610 FORMAT. (IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER TOOL THAT CAN DO THE JOB, THEN USE IT)

HOW TO JOIN THE CONTEST
IF YOU WANT TO PERFORM ON WEB IDOLS, THEN POST THE WORDS "YOURAPELLAUSERNAME@IDOLS" eg.:
"2FAZE@IDOLS" (WHERE 2FAZE IS YOUR USER NAME ON APELLA)IN THIS THREAD SO WE CAN
IDENTIFY YOU AND SCORE YOU.

HOW TO SCORE:
ANY ONE CAN SCORE AS MANY TIMES AS THEY WANT! JUST POST YOUR SCORE (WITH COMMENTS)WHICH WILL
RANGE FROM 1 TO 10.

WHO WINS?
THE WINNER OF THE CONTEST IS THE PERSON WITH THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF SCORES
AFTER THE NEXT 4 WEEKS.


SO WANNA PLAY? THEN GO TO APELLA, POST YOUR SONGS,IDENTIFY YOURSELF ON THIS THREAD AND
WAIT ON THE SCORES TO SEE IF YOU WILL BECOME THE WEB'S FIRST IDOL!