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The Rich And There Visitors by Wizkhalifa2(m): 10:57pm On Nov 10, 2011
Na wa for all these rich people
ooo. A man went wit a friend to visit
his babe frm a very rich family. D
maid approached him & asked
MAID: what would u lyk to have,
fruit juice, yoghurt, tea,
chocolate, cappuccino,
frapuccino or coffee? Man: tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea,
herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush
tea or green tea?
Man: Ceylon tea pls.
MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
Man:white.
MAID: milk or
fresh cream?
Man:with milk.
MAID:
goat milk or cow milk?
Man: cow’s
milk.
MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? Man:umm!, lemme
go with d freezeland cow.
MAID:would u lyk it with sweetner,
sugar or honey?
Man: sugar.
MAID:bee sugar or cane sugar?
Man:cane sugar
MAID: white, brown
or yellow sugar?
Man:<pissd>Abeg, forget
abt d tea, jst give me a glass of
water.
MAID: mineral, tap or
distilled water?
Man: mineral water. MAID: flavored or non
flavored?
Man:infact get me an
empty glass!
MAID:do u want a
tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
Man: Abeg,FREE ME JOR!, i go swallow my SPIT, Lwkmd cheesy
Re: The Rich And There Visitors by Ajibel(m): 8:34am On Nov 11, 2011
Seen this before. Still nöt funny
Re: The Rich And There Visitors by itiswell1(m): 11:36am On Nov 11, 2011
Ajibel, are u really dead?
Re: The Rich And There Visitors by Ajibel(m): 12:38am On Nov 12, 2011
In yo dream, yes i was but this is reality so im not okay?
Re: The Rich And There Visitors by Nobody: 2:00pm On Nov 12, 2011
Ajibel:

Seen this before. Still nöt funny
ajibel you're a LIAR! you haven't seen it before. . .dats d same line u always use. Come on appreciate a good joke. I like d joke.
Re: The Rich And There Visitors by Ajibel(m): 4:07pm On Nov 12, 2011
Worlahi, i have seen it before on fb
Re: The Rich And There Visitors by ARareGem(f): 8:25pm On Nov 12, 2011
The Rich And There Visitors was funny.

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