U wey dey talk say matras go dey,una no dey fear bedbugs,cockroach nd oda sucking living things,.mo bring matrax cuum o,i don buy small1 sha,cuz if u buy big one,na outside una go dey take am sleep o.

wen ui wan do d hostel postin sef.@avb nd telz u kno nd dey go fellowshp u fit stat ur own b4 u kno it miracle go jst dey apen 4 som babe's lyf.u fit mak tim d sista cord while u go use vapearl do choir mistress.u go c say memba's go dey troop in

Lool I no be pastor telz o, I no dey una group sef, I be Under G, your baba isale.

@yuxxy na true o, you go go jam bed wey dem don piss for am since 1948

cant we c a place to buy matrax at ib?must u cary matrax 4rm dat log distance so dat u wil luk lyk one sent packin 4rm home?.

@Tim d gurl(vapearls inclusive) : excuse me sister,I'm not a preacher but can i pls get 1 min. of ur time(thanks).I think i should let u know dat I'm a renowned politician(just picture urself as d first lady of UI) and I can't shout like Avb,telz, segtiko and others cos i'm not a china fone lol, I will be so glad if u can let us be 2gether by saying 'yes' to my dating proposal and i promise i will neva give u cause to cry,me and u together can be UI Commissioner 4 true love.@telz,avb and others,dat's how u can do it not by making mouth @snr humph,tanx 4 d speedy and informative reply yesterday,i rily appreciate.

Funny freshers, Well,i dnt tink i wil be cumin to ui wit mattress,i wil cum wit my mattress nd oda thing after d xmas nd new year holiday nd after they av allocate hostel.I cant be carryin load up nd down,

@diceydeuces. U badt more than us o. Ah, within a minute, you don finish job. Chai, ui girls don enter wahala o. @ telz, and AVB AND Segtiko, diceydeuces don say we be china phone. Make una give him befitting response to make him find his levels.

@All, any1 with ideas abt pre-
dregree, distance learning or
diploma in UI? Basically, anyway
2 enter UI apart from using
UTME.
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@All, any1 with ideas abt pre-
dregree, distance learning or
diploma in UI? Basically, anyway
2 enter UI apart from using
UTME.

@all na now i jus dey wake up e be lyk sey telz nd segtiko no sleep nyc one anyway una go fit nite vigil wella@tim nd varpearl una silence to our request be say una want us to stat wit una buh hell no we go do thorough scouting b4 makin choices @justice i dey giv u till elclasico to vamoose from my block or else u go contend wit me make i rename am AVB block so una no go use ignorance as an exscuse na y i put telz in charge of dat hostel cos i no trust segtiko im bad ni nd telz no dey do im work @diceydeuces in fact u worse pass china fone u noe sey taiwan don dey manufacture fones nd walkietalkie na wetin u be politicians na arisxto work dem dey do nd i don see ur handwork ryd on sha cos we re not interested in vapearl nd tim

Lool see this Tecno o.

@norexus ui doesn't seem to have advertised for diploma and pre-degree stuffs but I know they do it sha and its not in all courses

@avb, leave dat dicey sey im use charm, i 4GET TO TEL U AL DAT IT WAS ST ANNES DAT I STARTED MY vigil yesternite, me self tired, just 20mins per each gurl, nd they amount up to 20, it was ALOMO BITTERS' dat save me.
I'm TIRED

@Avb: sowi bro but u r kinda doing campaign after election in political language lol cos I've already succeeded in snatching those girls from u @all: I was only kidding o cos i don't think i will av time 4 any girl in skool cos studying hard and making my parents proud is my primary objective in school.

All d thing wey una dey talk no freak me at all.my main motive is to graduate with FIRST CLASS in B.sc and not in B.Ed

@telz. Can u plz bring sum of dose novels 4 me 'cos i find old novels mor interestin. Wen u guyz 'r tird of ur idle talk, u 'l kip quiet. AS 4 ME O, I'M NO MOR INTERESTD IN DT SUBJECT. LET'S DISCUSS BETA TINS JOR. @VAPEARL. U nko?

@tim gurl ok, i can also help u wit d novels 'if nd only if ma ogas telz nd avb wil b allow to ur hal every friday nite'

Chai, so we have this much pervs on nairaland sha, lol

C dese guys.una no sleep sef.1st of all make i let una no say i b teritorial person.@all afta d scoutin,i wil b 1 2 assign chicks 2 all.bazuka wil b d best 4 protectn

elijahdiya:

All d thing wey una dey talk no freak me at all.my main motive is to graduate with FIRST CLASS in B.sc and not in B.Ed

what of me and those that are in for education course, We should go and hug transformer abi.To me,course dont matter,but it is the Achievement that matters alot.Am grateful to God for my course(Health Education).Thanks

Will u guys just cut all dis girls talk, n discuss somtin mor benefitn, anyway, wt r d things 2 buy n dos nt necessary?, n d oda tests at jaja dt wil start on monday, cnt i do mine afta resumptn, cus al ds comin n goin, no time o,n it costs money oh, n dt SUB woman nah 419 oh, i spnt 2500 dre just 4 card n printin oh, guys shine ur eyes oh

@all, i'm a botanist,i get good mixtures that can make u perform 2.5hours on bed,bt my advice be say u dey toy with pass
@all AVB is going for medicine which they only need to pass bt the rest we go need strong Gp.
I'm looking for a strong people who we can form a reading group esp dos in Sciences,i want to make my parents proud,
this my fb id
www.facebook.com/acmatthew

@bros humph: am staying in A25, nd i ave a friend in B69 oo, congrats atlast u're a finalist, ma prob nw is hw 2get acomodatn in jan and posibly retain my rum.
@jambites dnt come wit all ur load wen u resume cos stalelites wil stil ocupy their rums b4 they get new rum, u can buy ur matras nd other stufs in ib no nid 2wory ursef dat much.

2,500 ke, go slap the woman collect your money, card na 1,500 and printing 250 o

@captainkool lol you wan give boys local herbs

wahleyz:

what of me and those that are in for education course, We should go and hug transformer abi.To me,course dont matter,but it is the Achievement that matters alot.Am grateful to God for my course(Health Education).Thanks

see this mumu, he b like say u no get vision at all, u just wan b like bus way dey travel without destinatn

wahleyz:

what of me and those that are in for education course, We should go and hug transformer abi.To me,course dont matter,but it is the Achievement that matters alot.Am grateful to God for my course(Health Education).Thanks

see dis MUMU.he b like say u no get vision at all, u wan just b like bus wey dey travel without destinatn

@telz and avb,am sure u guys dnt mean all dat,probably jst to enliven the thread,datz kul sha
@house please who is in 4 physiology?

Hopez456:

@bros humph: am staying in A25, nd i ave a friend in B69  oo,  congrats  atlast u're a finalist, ma prob nw is hw 2get acomodatn in jan and posibly retain my rum.
@jambites dnt come wit all your load wen u resume cos stalelites wil stil ocupy their rums b4 they get new rum, u can buy your matras nd other stufs in ib no nid 2wory ursef dat much.

Doesn't everyone get a room allocated for 3yrs, so I heard from a friend

@elijah what course were you given?

Pweshis1:

@telz and avb,am sure u guys dnt mean all dat,probably jst to enliven the thread,datz kul sha
@house please who is in 4 physiology?

Haha of course its just joke , to an extent sha. I don't wanna be found in girls' hostel except when necessary

Frm wat i heard,its lyk dey change studnt rums evry yr bt within d same hall.i go land ui on monday 4 dat admisn leta.

Lemia:

Frm wat i heard,its lyk dey change studnt rums evry yr bt within d same hall.i go land ui on monday 4 dat admisn leta.

From benin? Just chill till next week monday naa and I heard this ASUU strike of a thing is starting on monday, I hope it doesn't sha

I 'l hit IBD 2mao latest at dusk by God's special grace. Need 2 open an a/c wit 1st Bank among oda tins.

we are just trying to make the thread lively lolz.

Pweshis1:

@telz and avb,am sure u guys dnt mean all dat,probably jst to enliven the thread,datz kul sha
@house please who is in 4 physiology?

I'm in for Physiology