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Advice To All Ladies! by bandely(m): 4:41pm On Nov 12, 2011
Advice to all ladies! The Football Club a guy supports determines his attitude towards relationship.
Arsenal: he loves young & cheap gals, freaks out as d gal's taste gets higher. He's afraid of expenses.

Chelsea: he has no real emotions or love though he buys d best of tins for u & takes u to good places.

Man U: marriage is all he wants, no Cinemas, no Shoprite, no TFC! He wants a wife material @ no extra cost.

Man City: he's d richest Yahoo guy in town. Hope u may date him though he's younger but he has d cash!

Liverpool: he has no swag, he only has record of dating pretty gals in d past & dat's what he keeps telling u.

Barca: a short guy with swag, may do anytin especially if u re a tall lady!

Eyimba: he has no money for now. He's hard working, if only u may endure.

R.Madrid: He's got the money, he's so clean, he likes going round town with pretty celeb, but so unfortunate he's impotent. =D cheesy =))
Re: Advice To All Ladies! by Ajibel(m): 6:06pm On Nov 12, 2011
grin

Enyimba!!!
Re: Advice To All Ladies! by Homar(m): 7:51pm On Nov 12, 2011
Bandely go hug transformer why i no see my sweet bayern for their.Eeediot wey no get handwork.@ajibel you go dey eyimba tire.
Re: Advice To All Ladies! by bandely(m): 8:17pm On Nov 12, 2011
Homar, you forget your brain for village?! Anyway, I don hug transformer and I no die, so what next?
Re: Advice To All Ladies! by Dgunnerz(m): 10:03pm On Nov 12, 2011
Why you no put my own club?
Gunnerz F.C?
Re: Advice To All Ladies! by bandely(m): 3:15pm On Nov 13, 2011
Dgunnerz:

Why you no put my own club?
Gunnerz F.C?
Your club is first on the list.
Re: Advice To All Ladies! by Funkymallam(m): 4:12pm On Nov 13, 2011
Lol @Arsenal
Re: Advice To All Ladies! by Judek2(m): 4:16pm On Nov 13, 2011
Ladies, e beta make u date Enyimba.The poor guy nor go break ur heart.
Re: Advice To All Ladies! by Funkymallam(m): 4:37pm On Nov 13, 2011
Bayern Munchen: He luvs classy ladies, no matter dia ages. But he lacks enuf cash to maintain dem.

Milan: he have an insatiable desire for elderly women, but he seems gud @ maintaining dem n make dem younger. Lol

Inter: he dosent really v a taste for women, anyone dat can fit his bill s ok by him
Re: Advice To All Ladies! by StudioCFR(m): 5:02pm On Nov 13, 2011
weldone mr poster grin
Re: Advice To All Ladies! by Dgunnerz(m): 5:48pm On Nov 13, 2011
bandely:

Your club is first on the list.
Is it Gunnerz F.C or Arsenal?
Re: Advice To All Ladies! by Homar(m): 6:09pm On Nov 13, 2011
L o L at ac milan and inter milan.
Re: Advice To All Ladies! by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 9:31pm On Nov 13, 2011
Homar has gone psycho

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