We have seen him on toast, we have seen him on wood, we have seen his image in random and mundane places but we have never seen a miracle quite like this one!!
I present the image of the lord jesus christ on the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

;Dhahaha
This is priceless !!!!
Christians will crucify you ooo for posting their saviour face on a dogs a-hole

@Martian - not bad, now I dare you to try that with Prophet Mohamed - come on - I dare you

lagerwhenindoubt:

@Martian - not bad, now I dare you to try that with Prophet Mohamed - come on - I dare you

I'm not sure I know what you mean. The image of the christ has been appearing on things like shrouds, toasts, leaves, tree barks etc since the 14th century, so why is this one a joke? Do you doubt jesus' power to imprint himself on the hindparts of a pug?

Mohammed( Piss be upon him) and the mohameddans don't have anything to do with this.

I CAN ONLY SEE A PICTURE

COULD BE ANYBODY, BUT DEFINETLY NOT MY JESUS

WE NO WHERE HE IS SITTED

Martian:

We have seen him on toast, we have seen him on wood, we have seen his image in random and mundane places but we have never seen a miracle quite like this one!!
I present the image of the lord jesus christ on the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Classic

lagerwhenindoubt:

@Martian - not bad, now I dare you to try that with Prophet Mohamed - come on - I dare you

Nobody knows what the Prophet looks like. I think he forbade it because he did not want to turn into a myth like the biblical dude pictured behind the dog.

Did jesus ever take a picture or a portrait when he was alive? Ever since micheangelo made a portrait of himself and is family members on the portrait of the last supper for the then ruling pope, the church has over the centuries used these pics to portray jesus.These talks of seeing jesus and mary are just one of the absurdities of the christian faith.
If there are indeed images, why couldn't those images be the images of the goddess Isis or Venus or Apollo or any of the other caucasian dieties? Why jesus?

I once watched a movie as a kid where the guy who played Jesus of Nazareth in the famous Jesus movie series died! you can imagine the trauma and shock i went through - How can Jesus die - A second time from Gunshot wounds. I was paralyzed psychologically for weeks

^^ How were you able to recognize him ?
He must have a beard in one movie and probably not the other.

Martian:

We have seen him on toast, we have seen him on wood, we have seen his image in random and mundane places but we have never seen a miracle quite like this one!!
I present the image of the lord jesus christ on the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I wonder how you will feel if someone put a picture of your father there, i bet it will also be priceless
btw, how do you know that is the image of Christ, have you seen him? you must be a Muslim or an apelytiest

mail4gift2:

I wonder how you will feel if someone put a picture of your father there, i bet it will also be priceless
btw, how do you know that is the image of Christ, have you seen him? you must be a Muslim or an apelytiest

You got me, I am an apelytiest. Why are you offended if it's not the widely accepted image of the christ? I'm sure you don't get offended by other images of the christ that appear in other odd places!

^^

I am sorry , please forgive me at a later date if I am wrong.

But my spirit witnessed to me that you might be a h.omosex.ual, this is typical of god hating homos who disapprove of the bible's condemnation of their life style.

Might be wrong, but just saying 

Corrected

frosbel:

^^

I am sorry , please forgive me at a later date if I am wrong.

But my spirit witnessed to me that you might be a Same-sex h0m0sexual, this is typical of god hating homos h0m0sexuals who disapprove of the bible's condemnation of their life style.

Might be wrong, but just saying

frosbel:

^^
I am sorry , please forgive me at a later date if I am wrong.
But my spirit witnessed to me that you might be a h.omosex.ual, this is typical of god hating homos who disapprove of the bible's condemnation of their life style.
Might be wrong, but just saying 

If your spirit ministered that to you, who am I to argue. I'll accept whatever pigeonhole the holy spirit leads you to put me in,as long as it helps you sleep at night.

its only some particular type of people that can spot the clear image immediately, it took me hours

Did Jesus ever take a picture or a portrait when he was alive?

good question.

seems the op is hallucinating.

Jesus probably took several pictures when and if he was alive/existed (he did so many things, that if we were to record it, the whole earth will not contain the books that record his deeds in 33 years and his ministry of 3 and a half years). None of these pictures have seen the light of day, but we have a popular image of Jesus embedded in our subconscious.
Anyone who paints or draws Jesus,conforms to that image. The other pictures on toast, windows, etc also conform to that image. So does the one in this thread.

OP is badt gan. He has made my day. NL is too interesting. . An eternal headache to xtian folks on NL. LWKMD O

tpia@:


good question.

seems the op is hallucinating.

If i'm hallucinating, then every Christian who has ever considered this to be the image of Jesus is hallucinating and/or delusional.
If the people who packaged the product say this is Jesus, who are you to tell me otherwise? This is the image of the Christ. The face of GOD on the a$$ of a DOG.

alienvirus:

OP is badt gan. He has made my day. NL is too interesting.  . An eternal headache to xtian folks on NL. LWKMD O

I'm just spreading the gospel, one miracle at a time.

Keep on spreading jor. I can't just help myself laughing throughout the day. Once again, you made my day

Martian:

If i'm hallucinating, then every Christian who has ever considered this to be the image of Jesus is hallucinating and/or delusional.
If the people who packaged the product say this is Jesus, who are you to tell me otherwise? This is the image of the Christ. [size=8pt][size=8pt]The face of GOD on the a$$ of a DOG.[/size][/size]
I'm just spreading the gospel, one miracle at a time.

LOL

@ poster.

Col 1:21 And you, that were sometime alienated and enemies in your mind by wicked works, (KJV)

Col 1:21 And you, estranged as you once were and even hostile in your minds, amidst your evil deeds. (Weymouth New Testament Version)

Col 1:21 Once you were separated from God. The evil things you did showed your[b]hostile attitude[/b] . (Gods Word Version)

Bros or whatever you are, i can easily see your hatred and anger against your maker. Well, its not new, you are not the first and will not be the last but

you must be aware that your great great grand fathers did worse things and even said worse things, so no hard feelings.

Your state of mind is well understood; you are only doing the will of your father the devil (no offense) because you are in utter darkness without any

form of light, so you are totally lost and confused, its a very terrible state of mind to be!

But there is a way out for you; inspite of your curses and vulgar utterances, can you believe this!, God still loves you!!! and He wants you to accept this

love because it is evident that you are dejected, confused, deluded, broken, disoriented and twisted in your mind. God is ready even now to accept you

just as you are irrespective of what you've said and done. This window of opportunity will not be opened for ever, so take the chance and live the life.

Cheers

alienvirus:

Keep on spreading jor. I can't just help myself laughing throughout the day. Once again, you made my day

It seems you're a follower of the last comforter. An adherent of the ONLY true religion of Islam and the last prophet Mohammed(Piss be upon him), sent by God to the crown jewels of the universe called mankind.
Mohammed has one wish though.

Wonder why the amount of suicide bombings have decreased over the years?
Someone better tell Boko Haram.

Your Gods are tired of you!
Poker night at Shiva's. At least we know who is responsible for all those virgin mary images seen on walls, toasts and peep show booths!

OmoPastor:

@ poster.
Col 1:21 And you, that were sometime alienated and enemies in your mind by wicked works, (KJV)
Col 1:21 And you, estranged as you once were and even hostile in your minds, amidst your evil deeds. (Weymouth New Testament Version)
Col 1:21 Once you were separated from God. The evil things you did showed your[b]hostile attitude[/b] . (Gods Word Version)
Bros or whatever you are, i can easily see your hatred and anger against your maker. Well, its not new, you are not the first and will not be the last but
you must be aware that your great great grand fathers did worse things and even said worse things, so no hard feelings.
Your state of mind is well understood; you are only doing the will of your father the devil (no offense) because you are in utter darkness without any
form of light, so you are totally lost and confused, its a very terrible state of mind to be!
But there is a way out for you; inspite of your curses and vulgar utterances, can you believe this!, God still loves you!!! and He wants you to accept this
love because it is evident that you are dejected, confused, deluded, broken, disoriented and twisted in your mind. God is ready even now to accept you
just as you are irrespective of what you've said and done. This window of opportunity will not be opened for ever, so take the chance and live the life.
Cheers

Awwwwwwww! Look at Freud psychoanalysing the Martian. Good job! Now, give yourself a pat on the back, praise jesus and crawl back into the cave you came out off.

U are big clown I am telling you

The poser of the pic is committing the sin of blasphemy,Repent of ya sin!

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