What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!


What a man hears:
Blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON, blah, blah, YOU AND I, blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW.

yeye boy or man  

me nd u bla bla bla remove our shoes, bla bla bla

hold each other, bla bla bla, UnCloth ecahother bla bla bla

then we start sn bla bla bla,

after sometime u bla bla bla

and i bla bla bla

Don't mind clemcykul o!

I (i dont even know if its she or he; God forbid its he) dont any plans for anything o! I dont have any idea what clemcy's talking about. Hmmn,

Clem's a fun loving girl. She's only bein nutty(i guess)

@Freezy
Na lie. Talk true. U know what Clem's talking about.
B/4 I forget, that was a nice joke.

@Freezy
Na lie. Talk true. U know what Clem's talking about.
B/4 I forget, that was a nice joke.

Please some1 should lecture me on how to post stuffs to the Nairaland forum---just signed on and have a lot to share with the wonderful guys on board.

clemcykul:

yeye boy or man

me nd u bla bla bla remove our shoes, bla bla bla

hold each other, bla bla bla, UnCloth ecahother bla bla bla

then we start sn bla bla bla,

after sometime u bla bla bla

and i bla bla bla

What Clemcy was saying simply is:

me nd u remove our shoes, and

hold each other, hand in hand and not to UnCloth ecahother but

then we start thinkin, and doin

after sometime u said come on, are you comming

and i said OK

Right Clemcy?

@badgood
go to d jokes homepage, search 4 nd click
"start new topic"
type the joke/msg(copy nd paste i mean) in d space provided. Type d title as well in d space provided nd send. As simple as tetra chloro octane.

@badgood
go to d jokes homepage, search 4 nd click
"start new topic"
type the joke/msg(copy nd paste i mean) in d space provided. Type d title as well in d space provided nd send. As simple as tetra chloro octane.(bullshit)

Remove ur cloth blah blah blah struggle blah blah blah, get on top of her blah blah blah hit her wit ur weapon blah blah blah harder nd harder blah blah blah
then when ur'e sure shes dead, throw away weapon, even tho ur she has torn ur cloth durin d fyte, manage it.

haaaa am a heeeeee

well fun is good!

Is this some kaina personality dis order?

Datts suppose to be disorder.

@clem
u've got 2 options. U re either a teenage girl or a teenage gay.

Mig,

thanks a lot. will be on board soon

Well, if migines says clemmy is a chic, then i believe she is. he also sed she's a fun loving, but that does not mean i agree to anything she sed earlier nor does it mean i have any plans for her. If u lock up the two of us in my room from friday till sunday ^{*advice: dont try that*,} y'all will find her intact. I am a saint and wont do anyting unexpected. even if she says blah blah blah till God knows when, i'd still remain unpertubed.

@badgood
my pleasure
@freezy
i guess if she appears to be a hottie in mini u'll 4get u're a gentleman.

Lai lai. that will never happen. If u dont believe that, we can try it out. I'll ensure that there are mini cameras in the room to prevent cheating. ok? clemcy, what sayest thou?

then, wat are we waiting 4.lets try da 2 n c who raise da white flag first

Hmmm nw u av an xcuse to av her in a rum alone.

y not,if landers can b charitable n supportive of da project

I am d pres. Of d supportaz

so,pres. what becomes of da field marshal.i have ma plan already worked out 4 the 2 n dat definately xcludes u.u also it's a taboo to have 3 where 2 are required

He bcomes d camera man.

okay! i hands up am a chikito

Its no news. U were busted a long tym ago. Lol

that is good clem.don't worry about migines.so are u in support of da project that wil b executed by u.freezy, where are u now?

Guys in fact i suggest we do that this weekend. I need to clear my name as fast as possible. I need to prove to nairalanders that i am a complete gentleman.

Its too l8, to plan. She has already left d "office".


Who re u deceiving? U wan f**k u say u wan clear ur name.

Its too l8, to plan. She has already left d "office".


Who re u deceiving? U wan f**k u say u wan clear ur name.

hey can somebody blabla bla with me bla bla bla on the bed