Picture of the Prestigious Ram below

Dgunnerz:

This Ram was destined to be killed on the previous Sallah day but was kidnapped and hereby averting/postponing its death(unfortunately will be killed this December for Xmas celebrations).
The abductors of this Ram are asking for the ransom of $419 and I have too much $$$ with me here.
I am hereby announcing that if you see any ram with a Tatoo of Arsenal F.C of England,UK Logo on its A$$,please report to the nearest station or call Emergency on 112 or 767 if you are in Lagos/Lasgidi.
The last known location of this ram was on the streets of its owner in Lagos,Ajegunle precisely.
This report is obviously late because the owner is Sad right now.

ABEG,Please report ASAP if you have any useful information that may lead to the rescue of this Fortunate Ram named HarJiBell.
Announcer:Prince Ajibel
For the Family,
    Thanks.

Is this a joke or a news?

Op, I saw harjibel but i wont tell you where until you hand me a reward!

oh,I forgot.

The reward is the head of the Ram if found alive

Is jokes section the BBC NEWS for Ibo people?


Why are my even asking sef since tis already bin confirmed from a reliable source that the POSTER OF DIS NEWS called joke is not even a Nigerian

na wa o joke section

And this is your joke/''? We should be laughg @ u and not with u, u get. Go siddon somewhere jeje.
Next patient pls.

@Poster: Joblessness . . . there was norin funny in the so-called joke!!!

if i talk now them go say na beef

Dear God!!

WHY!!? 

Is this what I paid 200 Naira in this cybercafe to see?! 

Nwanne kedu

Nna it is not well o!!

This joke made me regret spending this money to browse Nairaland! If to say I invest am for zobo sef, e for dey more profitable.

nwafo iwe ewe la gi o

Read only my jokes when next u wan laugh ok

the joke is quite funny if you take time to read and make sense out of it especially when the name of goat was mentioned and its owners.
But the comments are more funny. Can't stop chuckling.

SIlknSteel:

@Poster: Joblessness . . . there was norin funny in the so-called joke!!!

Thanks

Okija_juju:

Nna it is not well o!!

This joke made me regret spending this money to browse Nairaland! If to say I invest am for zobo sef, e for dey more profitable.

I pray you stop regretting.

Studio CFR:

if i talk now them go say na beef

No be only beaf na pomo

why u no go know sey na pomo e suppose' be when na wetin u dey sell for Enugu Central Market be dat

Studio CFR:

why u no go know sey na pomo e suppose' be when na wetin u dey sell for Enugu Central Market be dat

No be only Enugu Central Market,na ENugun middle store.

I know say u dey hawk pomo before,abi?

Agybabe:

the joke is quite funny if you take time to read and make sense out of it especially when the name of goat was mentioned and its owners.
But the comments are more funny. Can't stop chuckling.

what was the name of the goat? and who were the owners?

Dgunnerz:

No be only Enugu Central Market,na ENugun middle store.

I know say u dey hawk pomo before,abi?

Park well jor

Ajibel:

what was the name of the goat? and who were the owners?

erm erm erm, I have forgotten, I will try to listen next time it is being advertised. Lolz.

Agybabe:

erm erm erm, I have forgotten, I will try to listen next time it is being advertised. Lolz.

alright, thats okay, i though yew knew, thats why i asked

Studio CFR:

Park well jor

Alright,come meet me for back.

i no be gayy na. . . Which kind opata yarns be dat

Studio CFR:

i no be gayy na. . . Which kind opata yarns be dat

it sounds like gayy to you?

All your effort to salvage this your harmattan dry joke is not working.

Okija_juju:

All your effort to salvage this your harmattan dry joke is not working.

u still dey vex?

^^^^ You go refund my 200 Naira Cybercafe money?

No prob.
cash or cheque?