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Chickens Hate Birth Control; Yam Tubers Dont Do Population Census by IAmHim1: 3:48am On Apr 07 |
Chickens hate Birth control; Yam tubers dont do Population census Heres a sequel to this boring topic here :https://www.nairaland.com/8053798/pay-worthless-paper-money Once upon a time on this very earth, Chickens did birth control when they found out their population was getting too much and the resources available couldnt match. So they sought to reduce their numbers by reducing the rate they give birth to chicklings. Yes you read right. Before the alphabet was invented, baby chickens were called Chicklings Chickens werent the only food group mind you. Yam shared center stage too. Every new yam festival, the Chief yam with yam officials conducts a census. It was done basically to know how many yams were stabbed wrongly by humans and to know how to reduce this by reducing the yams available for stabbing It was truly a gloomy world then...as all of these happened before the Big Bang. Hmmm. You enjoyed that didnt you. None of it happened Now lets wind up. If the population of humans on earth is 200 million, it is possible to have 400 million tubers of yam. Humans have courtship process which has become a scam now while yams dont and never will. Humans take 9 month to form while yam takes just days same as chickens So why is the price of yam and meat higher that humans no longer value themselves enough to work slave jobs with slave time to afford such yam and meat Too many humans focus their time on things that dont matter thats why. They love beating around the bush The reason youre working is PRIMARILY TO AFFORD FOOD. So why dont you plant those food and work less hours so the money you earn will be targeted towards anything BUT FOOD (internet subscription, clothe et cetera) IS IT ONLY YAM I WILL BE EATING: The stomach doesnt taste. The difference between yam and rice is the form in which they appear. Yam and Rice are Carbohydrates allotropes( just like Meat and Eggs are protein allotropes since yam and rice are basically carbohydrates, THATS WHAT THE STOMACH SEES AND KNOWS The stomach doesnt taste. Thats why your vomit doesnt taste sweet. Its the tongue job. So will you deny yourself a rich form of Carbohydrate because your tongue ate yam yesterday and today and last week. When will you learn. The system punishes you for choosing to be a slave to it because it was created for you as humans to see it and run away from it. The reason you cant plant your juicy varieties of food is because you suffer a 9-5 office job or 7-7 factory work and theres no time The reason you dont have your own land up till now is because your savings from your slave salary isnt enough to afford one and inflation keeps making the price of land higher because the value of money keeps going lower day by day, years by tears. The system loves you so much that it makes itself harder so that you realise its a scam and run away from it but look at you actively participating and turning its gears Theres no monopoly on agriculture. There is a supposed monopoly on cement and you all complain its an unfair market. Every one should be given an opportunity to be a market participant Now Agriculture has no monopoly but you are waiting for it to have so you can complain like you were trained to. L. O. L. Z. Z. Z. Z Referal to 'The Stomach Doesnt Taste' (A future Post) cc: adonainana localFARMERS 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Chickens Hate Birth Control; Yam Tubers Dont Do Population Census by illicit(m): 4:53am On Apr 07 |
There are more chicken in the world than humans |
Re: Chickens Hate Birth Control; Yam Tubers Dont Do Population Census by IAmHim1: 5:54am On Apr 07 |
So why is the price of chicken high and the price on human effort and time low illicit: |
Re: Chickens Hate Birth Control; Yam Tubers Dont Do Population Census by chiommy123(f): 7:22am On Apr 07 |
Farming is more stressful, expensive and time consuming than 9-5 office work 1 Like |
Re: Chickens Hate Birth Control; Yam Tubers Dont Do Population Census by samomoli: 8:40am On Apr 07 |
I keep p saying this it's not everybody that can farm and would farm. Development of technology will aid agriculture massively. Our universities needs to be upgraded with modern curriculum not what the British left us with. Only a few percent of people farm in developed countries, are they hungry even countries without arable lands. Let's stop decieving ourselves that everyone must farm. Don't give our lazy leaders something to leverage on |
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