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If There Were No Simps, There Will Be No Dating, No Marriage, & No Family by essentialone(m): 10:02pm On May 22
If there were no SIMPs, there will be no dating, no marriage, & no family
Re: If There Were No Simps, There Will Be No Dating, No Marriage, & No Family by immortalcrown(m): 10:06pm On May 22
essentialone:
If there were no SIMPs, there will be no dating, no marriage, & no family
Have you informed your father?

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Re: If There Were No Simps, There Will Be No Dating, No Marriage, & No Family by Sapasenator: 10:15pm On May 22
Simp is a term for teenagers and broke adults. We take care of our women and they love us.

Women, especially Nigerian and African women are best in the world. You get what you give!

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Re: If There Were No Simps, There Will Be No Dating, No Marriage, & No Family by essentialone(m): 10:25pm On May 22
immortalcrown:
Have you informed your father?

Your father is a Simp. He knows. Only you are not aware. Check well.
Re: If There Were No Simps, There Will Be No Dating, No Marriage, & No Family by essentialone(m): 10:26pm On May 22
"Simp is a term describing someone, who shows excessive sympathy, and attention toward another person, typically someone who does not reciprocate the same feelings, in pursuit of affection, or a sexual relationship."

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Re: If There Were No Simps, There Will Be No Dating, No Marriage, & No Family by immortalcrown(m): 10:27pm On May 22
essentialone:
Your father is a Simp. He knows. Only you are not aware. Check well.
Have you informed your father that he is a Simp for getting married to your mother? Or, are you a bastard?

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Re: If There Were No Simps, There Will Be No Dating, No Marriage, & No Family by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:43pm On May 22
what a pile of arrant nonsense...
Re: If There Were No Simps, There Will Be No Dating, No Marriage, & No Family by essentialone(m): 10:45pm On May 22
immortalcrown:
Have you informed your father that he was a Simp for getting married to your mother? Or, are you a bastard?

You are becoming a nuisance on planet earth. Besides Nairaland, what else do you achieve each day?

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Re: If There Were No Simps, There Will Be No Dating, No Marriage, & No Family by immortalcrown(m): 10:46pm On May 22
essentialone:
You are becoming a nuisance on planet earth. Besides Nairaland, what else do you achieve each day?
This is you.

Meanwhile, have you informed your father that he is a Simp for getting married to your mother? Or, are you a bastard?

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Re: If There Were No Simps, There Will Be No Dating, No Marriage, & No Family by Anunakeeh: 11:24pm On May 22
See two adults washing their linen in public😂
Re: If There Were No Simps, There Will Be No Dating, No Marriage, & No Family by Mariangeles(f): 11:55pm On May 22
essentialone:
If there were no SIMPs, there will be no dating, no marriage, & no family

A simp is simply a man who cannot get a woman.

Anunakeeh:
See two adults washing their linen in public😂

No. It's just the op disgracing his lineage. undecided

By the way, what does your moniker mean?
What inspired it?
I find myself trying to pronounce it whenever I come across it.

Also, it appears feminine, which you're obviously not.
Re: If There Were No Simps, There Will Be No Dating, No Marriage, & No Family by Anunakeeh: 8:08am On May 23
Mariangeles:

No. It's just the op disgracing his lineage. undecided

By the way, what does your moniker mean?
What inspired it?
I find myself trying to pronounce it whenever I come across it.

Also, it appears feminine, which you're obviously not.

I seems to be person of interest to you. It's fascinating though!

If you want me to answer your questions. First i'll ask you to marry me. If yes then we proceed.

Btw, how do you conclude i'm not a female😊
Re: If There Were No Simps, There Will Be No Dating, No Marriage, & No Family by Mindlog: 9:28am On May 23
essentialone:
If there were no SIMPs, there will be no dating, no marriage, & no family

I guess you no be the son of the side-chick, your father married your mother and that is me assuming. grin

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