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DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local
university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new
students, having over 500 students in the class!
The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The
professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his
desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half
of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for
an exam booklet.
"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated
sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing.
After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up
and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour
later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk
preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam
booklets already there.
"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."
The student looked incredulous and angry.
"Do you know who I am?"
"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of
sarcasm in his voice.
"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.
"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams,
stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the

heyy miggy i know who u are

u come to my house every morn for brkfast
u take care of my other needseg bla bla bla
u are my lecturer
u are the guy that terrorize all the girls in my street
u are the banger
u are the one that bla bla bla bbola ige
u are the one that disguised alamasiegha

em em i remember more of who u are
untill then sit tight

@Migs
it's a very funny joke
And I will be happy to try this in my sch but u know the repercussion, probably expulsion (for exam malpractices and related offenses)


@clemcy
Be serious

Thanks y'all

wait a min, thats not all, i know u like i know u. . of course u know who i am 

Nice one, but for heaven's sake, the professor would have seen the guy's paper cos u cant perfectly insert a paper b/w 199 more without the edges juttin out

Ituen - that shows u r a fool - why not?

Mofe

Close your eyes and reason that. The guy put the booklet, left and the prof dey look  am like mumu. Well either the guy or the prof na fool

@ituen
it waznt his 4st tym.

nice one there :d