**********WORD WAR ONE************

LETS GET THIS JOINT CRACKING

RULES:-

THERE AINT NO RULES,just one round(16 BARS) of verbal assault on your opponent


WORDSMITH VS KGODDIE

ALEXPISSU VS MAILMALC

MALTHUS VS HEYO

OBEDZ VS SAUCEKID


This is how it goes,the scores are thus

20pts for METHAPHORS

20pts for WORD PLAY

20pts for DELIEVERY

40pts for DISSING



post your hottest ish on this thread,by 27th of september we gonna know who made it to the next round and who didnt make it.

public opinion is welcomed . . . .what you waiting for soljas?the battle jus begun . . .

***********WORD WAR ONE*************

official kick off . . .

nairalands finnest 'bout to be revealed . . . . . u'all hail the KING

. . . . . . . . and Nairaland wackest 'bout to get slained . . .
(says a short prayer)

REST IN PEACE

im concise wen i drop em im talkin bout rhymes
its not my fault im careless i cause lyrical havoc most the time
u stare at my fluidity,wit ur mouth wide open
but no liver to say a word cuz u not outspoken
i'll prefer not to get raw cuz im a manufacturer
i process ur flaw call me a caterer
i pin u down in a freestyle battle
only i got the password to free u cattle
im justifying all the hype as the cream of the crop
i'll leave u bobbing ur head till it eventually drop
this is targeted to anyone who cares
im bringin d real ish back,remmbering yesteryears
im all iced up,fresh out the freezer
i got dough,like PEPPERoni on a pizza
blowin my trumpet isnt exactly my style
im on hold,waiting for a reply that's worthwhile

@ sauced kid

hey shorty is u and me
ur door to stardom is so big
but i gat the key
nw sud i throw it into the lake?
or just make a duplicate
u see, u already said it all
u are a kid but sauced
nw ur kid asss is abt to get flogged
as ur teacher, i need ur attention pay wrapped
lesson one, u not worth me fightin with
cos i hate kids grindin teeths
i ws mindin my biz
b4 u showed ur kid ass asking for fuild
now i see ur success sayin 'we are screwed"
cos hommie, my dirty mouth likes u
i know u know the games, but i gat the move.

@ Heyo

Hey man we just playin wif words , so non personal.

here goes.

from heyo to zero nigga recognise ur hero
beta get a piano n do love songs with neyo
come against Ma stillo, u hang from a tree like a 1960's negro
Malthuss battles to the top heyo rots at ground zero


like siamese twins - i split ur fcukin' heart asunder
now u have no heart - like a failed suicide bomber
r keep lyric bashing - even when ur ass surrender
ask ur main bitch - she foams when she feels ma hammer

hola back

my bad , here r d nxt 8 bars


Bleep ur punchlines, ma kicklines hits through u - u get a hunch back
i trespass ur main bitch ma stiff dick get baptized
even Rihana's umbrella couldnt save u from ma reign
Heyo takes cover when Malthuss brings the fcukin pain

Ma rhyme style kills u in the worst form trust me
tie ur 4 limbs to 4 horses and send them on different courses
the virus that i spit breaks down ur anti virus
The only remedy, a table spoon full of Malthuss

lol, nice,u gat me man but u just made me stand up now feel my anger

malthuss// i bitchslap u wit lyrics u lose focus//
programmd 2 kick ur butts//turn ur soft balls 2 cocoa nuts//
am over d top call me the most high//kill u unaware like bullets frm a driveby//
ur lines b r&b malthuss//go sing love songs like styl-plus//

panelbeat ur dented image//ma flows cause u intestininal leakage//
u r still at da basics//i giv u more jackie kicks//as ur bitch givs me ass licks//
dont hussle er'day like rick ross//but wit ur bitch er'day i floss//
am evil- bring urine outta ur sweatpores//"malthus lost battle wit heyo"dvd now in stores//
got u boy!! i dey feel mysef

ok got d rest 8 bars man

like money am so in demand//am ur protege so obey my command//
my punchline's creative//gat u a third nostrill//
u dont need death 2 see hell//am honoured 2 show u so well//
my lines b like harry potter's spell//turn ur whole figure in2 a sea shell//

ok got the rest 8 bars man

like money am so in demand//am your protege so obey my command//
my punchline's creative//gat u a third nostrill//
u dont need death 2 see hell//am so honoured 2 show u so well//
my lines b like harry potter's spell//turn your whole figure in2 a sea shell//

ma rhymes b hepatitis b//destroy ur liver n kidney//
am a truthful liar so blive me//when i say ur bitch gat no p***sy//
i rule dis spot//fire u wit my spermatozoa shots//
malthuss//like the son of man u nid 2 carry ur cross//

holla back,am enjoyin

@ Heyo

heyo:

//am your protege so obey my command//

Looks like you just lost this battle. u should have checked the dic meaning of 'protege'. Am very happy for you to be my protege

@mailmalc
Sip henessy act hard in front of ya mirror
cos u aint gat liver U just a replica of Font Minor
Son u just a water under the bridges get head cover
am hot puttin pain 2 ya soul then u feel unders
Your punches aint real like blowing wit shoulder
Like when i strike is a nairaland thunder
i slay u under like a drug withno Nafdac number
am mic veteran u just vegetarian in nairaland
cos i wil send u on errand to my 8mile land
You better a drummerboy for D-12 Band
Maimalc words are just pending like JAMB
Am the Man i banish u from the land dem Man
Cos I mix metaphors swallowing u in dark clouds
with 2 heads u still couldnt figure out how it hurts
Even in my grave Mailmalc i still wont see defeats
cos you nobody not until u kiss my privates

It is what it is now d tourney begins.

@alexpissu


Basically i crush over fakes like u jst to show my very Pep/
tactically stay ahead because i predict your every step/

Y'all watch me me rip alex[b]pissu[/b] like a tissue /
ma words are bass speakers alex d bad Tweeter so wats da issue/

Already i've got mo dollar$ bill (deal) than gates/
these killer bars so ill u cn't help but suffocate/
Wen i Cough on mic u choke cn't even retaliate/
u're dumb tough(rough), aint a joke 2day's  your lyin in State/

u cn't tussle alex want to be a R & B singer /
i've got muscles like Arnold go ask Schwarzenegger/

mo guns than the matrix ~neo reload pop shots get ya face squeezed/
i put them ho's up in your place/as your superior u can't even look me up in d face/

i get so stormy call me da rapid~hurri~cane/
Like C4 jst blew up ya vapid~blurry~brain/

need mo punches? Jst Pass me a beat/
Still talkin ShIt , OMG u've got arse full of it/

Malthuss:

come against Ma stillo, u hang from a tree like a 1960's negro

Damn!

********WORD WAR ONE*********

@obedz,malthuss,heyo,alexpissu and mailmalc

First and foremost i salute u dudes for your prompt response . . . . .the battle is heated . . . . wew!! ITS HOT IN HURR . . .

RESULTS FOR MALTHUSS VS HEYO & ALEXPISSU VS MAILMALC will be coming up by the end of the day(Need to study them bars line after line,am seeing some nuclear ish man)

@ obedz
thaks for ur prompt response, as we can see ur date "saucekid" hasnt posted a damn thing yet . . . . lets wait and see by the end of today


@wordsmith,kgoddie and saucekid

whats up folks . . . . we still waiting on ya'all . . . .

@ kress

nice flows man . . . .

thanks man@hybrid-x,i do lyrics 4 breakfast if any contestant refuses to step up against his opponent,i'm willing to fill the spot.

@ obedz,

you claim to be learned but cant spell the word 'fluid'
who told ur mudaf**kin ass that you was good
claims to have ma key
but cant see the door
blind ass bathemeaus
looking for the Lord
i still am your boss,cos i break your jaws
i stick ma lyrics in you,just like claws

once more

you claim to be learned but cant spell the word 'fluid'
who told ur mudaf**kin ass that you gat the keys
i spit lyrics more than an UZI
when i hit you i make you doozy
you get sprawled on the floor but not in a jacuzzi
sumbitch who claim to be minding 'his biz'
aint gat no biz but just a hoodlum under the bridge
would a loved to waste ma bullets on yo slimeball ass
uhm,i gotta say,you aint worth ma sweat
when i be in you hood
i see you run for cover
mudaf**ker who claims to be hot
hiding behind his mother
ma grills ma ice
gon blind your eyes
ma flows like claws
gon tear your jaws
i see yous a homeless chap
i make you sleep with ma dog

@ y'all,

why no response or do i have this joint on a zero countdown?

ma flows are hot
ma rhymes are tough
i stand on top
i look down on you lot
obedz's ma boy
he sucks ma c**k
i open up fire
he runs for cover
i rule his block
he calls me lord
he kisses ma ring
as he hails the don
i come like fire
to burn asunder
i hear him screaming
like _{help me mama}

this is just to bring the rabbit (obedz) outta his hole

wait,who is da judge of this tourney?hope its not hybrid?

@saucekid

u need to chill out man . . . obedz already posted his own line . . . results coming up soon

@heyo

well,this is my thread,though i am not the ultimate judge . . . ur 16 bars are being analyzed by a some-one else . . . so need not fear . . . full analysis of the scores will be posted soonest . . . . . malthuss vs heyo and alexpissu vs mailmalc is ready . . . . as for obedz vs saucekid . . . . . still yet to come in . . . . .

*****WORD WAR ONE******

RESULTS

MALTHUSS (80%) VS HEYO (61%)

ANALYSIS
MALTHUSS HEYO
METHAPHOR 16/20 12/20

WORDPLAY 17/20 11/20

DELIEVERY 15/20 10/20

DISSING 32/40 28/40

TOTAL 80/100 61/100

MALTHUSS IS DECLARED WINNER OF THIS ROUND,QUALIFIES TO THE NEXT ROUND

CONGRATS MAN

*****WORD WAR ONE******

RESULTS

ANALYSIS
ALEXPISSU MAILMALC

METHAPHOR 5/20 13/20

WORDPLAY 7/20 15/20

DELIEVERY 7/20 14/20

DISSING 10/40 25/40

TOTAL 34/100 65/100


MAILMALC IS DECLARED WINNER OF THIS ROUND,QUALIFIES TO THE NEXT ROUND

CONGRATS MAN
If you feel this result hasnt been fair enuf pls dont hesitate to drop a note of complaint ,but pls let it be known that this analysis is OBJECTIVE . . . word for word,line for line,diss for diss,skills for skills . . . .

SORRY FOR THE MIS-CALCULATION

ALEXPISSU (39) VS MAILMALC (65)


sorry the error . . . .mailmalc won and alex . . lost anyways . . .

peace

@HYBRID-X
You the judge so u got ur criterias .Mailmalc do ur thang dawg got ya back.

Watch dis Port harcourts cats tell me what you feel .
METRO CLAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1pb_vMA6ps

I'll drop as soon as i can. I'm in school and busy with an assignment but will make time out to drop my verse. umm, may i know who the real judge is, the person you're getting your inference from, hybrid? Thanks.

@wordsmith

no problem bro,post ur ish when u ready(before the end of today). . . . as per the result . . . .i just paste them, then send it to a friend . . . . he does the analysis and send em back to me . . .thats all simple. . . .i dont totally agree with some of em results but then i had to study the lyrics word for word afterwords and i quite agree . . .

@alexpissu

Alexpissu:

@HYBRID-X
You the judge so u got your criterias .Mailmalc do your thang dawg got ya back.

whats the message ,i am lost

*****WORD WAR ONE******

RESULTS

ANALYSIS
OBEDZ SAUCEKID

METHAPHOR 11/20 13/20

WORDPLAY 7/20 14/20

DELIEVERY 10/20 13/20

DISSING 15/40 20/40

TOTAL 43/100 60/100


SAUCEKID IS DECLARED WINNER OF THIS ROUND,QUALIFIES TO THE NEXT ROUND


WE GOT THREE FINALIST

MALTHUSS
MAILMALC
SAUCEKID

@HYBRID-X
Let em have Fun .You saw me givin props to Mailmalc, so dont think am direspecting. 1 love dawg

Am just heartcold //like terrorists not resisting 2 kill//
cos my mind is bloodz // i was giving liscence to kill//

Am too dem real// like verses chapters in the quran //
F**k the Government //their promises are harmattan//

my own promised Prissy belle //just got pregnant//
No helpin hands// carry cross like my own pregnant//

best homies winked// abortion is deceased in my thoughts //
in d sight of Allah is Eden// think back morality is strength//

The world is 2 side coin //first layed at tender age of 8 //
Rap n Basketball were my 1st allies //now am Rap advocates//

right now am// Furckin up bitches snitching on my biznessies//
i will love this rap// till river niger and the sahara meets//

god of appollo is dead //time 4 true disciples to ressurects //
my mic science// illuting minds of real heads intellects//

i smack em niggaz brains// put em brains in their privates //
cos they aint got skills// like Yokozuna tryin 2 play crickets//

*******doing my thang******
" Sometimes mind is incredible "

@ Hybrid
Thot the battle was 2 start 2day or somtin.Anyways,hope me and da wordsmith ain't late 4 class.

@ wordsmith
Lets do it bro

am da flyest Baddest Badguy.Bitch!
quick 2 bodybag a bitch called wordsmith in less than a minute
niggaz fear ma fury wacks bow before me
microphone checked I hit da deck reach 4 da mic
spit venom spit dat devilish shit
am dat nasty kid who"s on to some nasty shit
fix ma fingers in your eyes for bin dat wack battle kid
as a matter of fact
get in ma way get yourself horsekicked
nigga! get your butt kicked or get yourself killed
damn u! if u dare to look tight like some tasty fried chicken
I go to work fast/feast on u from your head to toe/like some crasy wild beast
Bleep da battle men chewing you up has bin quit an easy stuff
as a matter of fact
believe me when I say/I go to battle with you/with some nursery rhymn shit
and still come out illmatic like I was nastradamus 1st LP/4 shizzy.

@ Wordsmith
no badbelly,Make it hot Bro.Cheers.

@KGODDIE

kool,all we need do for now is to wait on wordsmith . . . he has till 2morrow to post ish or else u declared winner . . . . .

as for them other cats that already qualified . . . the war jus went nuclear

hybrid x an damn disappointed in u. u judged and anyalysed freestyle without mentioning the no 1 element of rap. do u really know hip hop? u ought to  have mention RHYME and DICTION the choice of words. DELIVERY :- is irrevelant cos u aint listening to them u talk about DELIVERY when u listen to somebody.HEY DUDE GO AND READ MORE ABOUT HIP HOP