@uncanny

i feel ur grief man,let me brake it down like this . . .

METHAPHORS[b]-"words or phrases used in an imaginative way to describe somthing"[/b]

WORDPLAY- "Ability of making jokes by using words in a clever and amusing way"

DELIVERY-"The way a person sings a song in public"

i see your arguement here,u see as an emcee u dont need to actually hear the rapper spit his rhymes . . . i tell u kid, as i read tru the ryhmes i create a beat in ma head. . . and that way i can jus imagine a real life senario whr the emcee is spitting . . .therefore i can tell if he is rhyming or not . . . .so my guy,delivery in this context can be inter-changed for rhyming . . .get it!!

DISSING- "disrespecting"

I DONT NEED TO READ MORE ABOUT HIPHOP,I THINK YOU NEED TO STUDY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE MORE (Wondering how u passed ur waec/jamb english exam ) . . . TRY LOOKING UP THIS WORDS IN THE DICTIONARY BOY . . the hybrid remains irrepressible . . . and pls do try do get rid of that odium u generating against da hybrid ok

OL'GUY I DEY FEEL THIS JOINT CRAZE I JUS THE GBADUN THE FLOWS ESPECIALLY MALTHUSS AND MAILMALC MEN.

@UNCANNY

CHARLIE!!! U B FULL CRAZ-MENT OH!!.U THINK SAY NA YOUR MATES DEY FOR HIA.THUNDER FIRE YOUR NYANSH.WETIN YOU SABI ABOUT HIPHOP?OK,IF U SABI MAKE DROP YOUR FLOWS ABI U THINK SAY NA BEANS TO DROP SIXTEEN BASTARD PLUS MADNESS
EVEN IF NA MOI MOI TO DROP SIXTEEN I SURE SAY U NO FIT DROP.OL'BOY MAKE U JUST CARRY YOUR KAYA COMMOT FOR HIA OLOSHI LIKE YOU.

@HYBRID

NO MIND THE SMALL CRAZE.NA SMALL PIKIN DEY DO AM.
HOW FAR NA. . .WEN WE GO SEE THE NEXT BRUSHING NNA?I KNOW SAY FEAR CATCH U WELL ! WELL! WEY U NO FOLLOW CONTEST .THIS GUY THEY FIRE PUMP ACTION TRIPPLE BARREL FOR HIA . . .
ANYWAY SHA. . KOOL CONTEST . . .I BE FULL SURPPORTER OF ??

MUSHH RESKET

LOL

HEY U DID NOT TALK ABOUT DICTION (THE CHOICE OF WORDS) DUDE U TAKE THE WHOLE THANG TOO PERSONAL WAT THE HECK DO U THING U ARE. U THING U ARE OMNISCIENCE OR WAT. I POSTED HIP HOP AT CROSSROAD BECAUSE OF PIPO LIKE U DO U SELF A GREAT FAVOUR READ THAT THREAD. I USED MY OTHER ID NASRA TO POST IT.

IF I SAY U AINT WACK//I MUST BE CRACK
U HATER//DONT XPECT ANYTHING FROM LATER

HEY U DID NOT TALK ABOUT DICTION (THE CHOICE OF WORDS) DUDE U TAKE THE WHOLE THANG TOO PERSONAL WAT THE HECK DO U THING U ARE. U THING U ARE OMNISCIENCE OR WAT. I POSTED HIP HOP AT CROSSROAD BECAUSE OF PIPO LIKE U DO UR SELF A GREAT FAVOUR READ THAT THREAD. I USED MY OTHER ID NASARA TO POST IT.

IF I SAY U AINT WACK//I MUST BE CRACK
U HATER//DONT XPECT ANYTHING FROM LATER

I don vex again make i drop bomb again U luv ma ish so much,u sniffin ma anus
get bk u gay u silly hippopotamus
mata ov fact,at ur shack bringin' ma ish back
I mak it pour on u like d heavns opend their bowels
U aint got dough so dnt think ov PAPER towels
U cnt pour urz on me my skill is lyke those towels that enlarge in H2o
at a show yo beotch is screamin where d'you go
Even seun stands up and gives me props
hybrid-x u'll b needing pain drops
u fil ma steeze u cnt deny
Im nt shy let ur lamentations kiss d sky

I don vex again make i drop bomb again U luv ma ish so much,u sniffin ma anus
get bk u gay u silly hippopotamus
mata ov fact,at ur shack bringin' ma ish back
I mak it pour on u like d heavns opend their bowels
U aint got dough so dnt think ov PAPER towels
U cnt pour urz on me my skill is lyke those towels that enlarge in H2o
at a show yo beotch is screamin where d'you go
Even seun stands up and gives me props
hybrid-x u'll b needing pain drops
u fil ma steeze u cnt deny
Im nt shy let ur lamentations kiss d sky

@ kgoddie,

aight this is it. This is sport dawg, don't take none personal. . .

This wack one i X like Malcolm/
put my fist to the test, ur battered frame's the outcome/
online// i lyrically waste more clips than a cloth- line/
the shit is, i spit the sickest metaphors/
b*tch, i'm that Phantom Menace, now u know u've met- a - force/
saber slice u better than Jedis, make a letter gore/
i punchlines into ur punchlines leaving every verse weak/
3 of my friends say hi, ma fist's Tom, the kick's Harry, the other's a d!#k/
one for ur face, the other for bars and the 3rd so u can blow me/
i battle rap on reflex, u's way slow G/
gimme a mic, the Wordsmith guaranteed to rip it/
i stand tall, this fool be nothing but a weak midget/
talk shit and your life ends in three digits/
911's the code, murda's the mode, leaving your body rigid/
i give you credit for being a ho, now my d!#k wants a recharge/
better yet, ur girl son, her face glows when i come [c*um] with a discharge/

@uncanny

dude !! what does "choice of words" gotta do with this?(mr lecturer)
look men, i dont have your time ok,take ur fake ish somewhr else or better still create your own thread or sumthing . . . BALDERDASH!

@wordsmith

finally,jus on time . . .hows study's going men ?

*****WORD WAR ONE******

RESULTS

ANALYSIS
WORDSMITH KGODDIE

METHAPHOR 17/20 10/20

WORDPLAY 17/20 14/20

DELIEVERY 15/20 14/20

DISSING 30/40 20/40

TOTAL 79/100 58/100


WORDSMITH IS DECLARED WINNER OF THIS ROUND,QUALIFIES TO THE NEXT ROUND

CONGRATS MAN

WE GOT FOUR FINALIST

MALTHUSS
MAILMALC
SAUCEKID
WORDSMITH

THE NEXT ROUND WILL BE GROUPED BEFORE THE END OF TODAY , . . .

*****WATCHOUT FOR THE NEXT ROUND "THE FANTASTIC FOUR SPITTING THAT FANTASTIC , . . . "*******

*********THE FANTASTIC FOUR SPITTING THAT FANTASTIC FLOSS"*********

IT GOING DOWN . . .THE NEXT ROUNDS ABOUT KICK OFF .

RULES:

NO DISSING . . . . STRICTLY RAPPING ABOUT FLOSSING(FLAUNTING) WHAT U GOT AND WHAT U AINT GOT


*************ROUND TWO***********

WORDSMITH VS MAILMALC

MALTHUSS VS SAUCEKID


JUST ONE ROUND(16 BARS) OF FLOSSING(FLAUNTING) DEADLINE IS 3RD OF OCTOBER 07


hybrid-x : (clears throat)

"X"rock ice big enuf to sink titanic ships
am ill cos am sick,i stink cos am bleeping rich

stay handsome like a fat reward
u running hood blocks son,am pumping oil blocks

my nine brings the heater
da ice on ma wrist brings the winter

shot sluggs thats gold bitch!
wen i dug u,u gonna die rich ,

ride toys that aint invented yet
discovery channel . . .calls it the land jet

hybrid's tha flyest hood subject
aka da un-indentified flying object . . . . (gapsing for air)

I KNOW U CATS CAN DO BETTER MEN . . . .POST 'EM ILL FLOSSY RHYMES ISH REAL QUICK,
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY IN ADVANCE AND WISHING Y'ALL A KOOL WEEKEND

lol, not used to this. . .but i'ma try my best. .


ok, here goes:


Now the ice in me teeth make hunnies behave man/
flash 'em a smile and there's gon' be some mayhem/
plus i got more rocks than a ravin' caveman/
hustle by day, i bubble by night/
you hinder my pay, Bleep u by night/
i don't keep the bills flowing, nah i get a floodgate/
hatas gon' hate//but the stocks keep coming at a plus rate/
got so much greens, i can see the envy in they eyes/
keep that money long, shares on the rise/
drinks aflowin', pour that Cris (Chris) like Tucker/
schedule's on tight, push mo' bricks than construction workers/
the chill in the ice gives 'em hunnies hypothermia/
make it rain figures, 'cause i like my 0s heavier/

@MALTHUSS 4 Disrespecting me

Abjects alliens try to bake beef
ur causeway is cankered with rift
watch me ceiled u wit lyrical punches
pass me weed cos he is an axle trees

u just a beeve with an anathema
leave u in kintakunteh chains wit no manner
I ossifrage your bones put em on platter
tryin be a publician u profane my anger

@WORDSMITH

seems our other contestants aint ready yet . . . it aint easy flossing and ish . . . kool lines man . . . but how kool u are will b determined by 'em other cats . . . .unfortunately,i guess dey aint ready yet.

@MALTHUss,MAILMALC,SAUCEKID

whats up dudes?. . .still wiating on u . . . .deadline is xtended till friday . . . .peace


@alexpissu

homeboy,the battle is over man . . . .malthuss knocked u the fu$#k out .son,next time dont ever come to a gun figth with a table knife ok . . . .take ur ish somewhr else hommesz

e yo, guess i'm late for the party!

wudup mailmac, wordsmith (gbade.x ), hybrid, saucekid, malthuss, and all y'all slain cats?!!

da don is back!

hmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!! wonder why its taking this cats so long to response? . . . . .i guess they jus finding it difficult to drop a flossy line(16 bars) . . . well time gonna tell who gonnnna b the last emcee standing . . rappimg aint about jus "fuc%^k ish ,burst ur cap with ma bleeping nine ish" naa . . . .
who got skillsz?
time goona tell . . . .

@Hybrid
man thanks 4 puttin that n*gga Alexpussy straight

Now for ma ill floss


ma style is dreaded like a rastafari soldier

Malthuss reps Naija from the outstrip to the outback\
and deport wack emcees to Ghana wit a must go bag\

got so much rhymes they be fallin out ma pocket\
cause i breed punchlines like fulanis rare cattles\

i defecate on mics and make niggaz feel ma sh*t

am adicted to this rap game so call me rapperholic\
niggaz step up n get dropped like a bad habit\

always down 4 penetration \\ b*tch 4uck a menstration

grab five mics from the source with just one line\
Malthuss the rap quarterback, throws punchlines, from the backline 
and sure to hit a touchdown\

Ma rap stlyle is floorless[flawless]\
make hunnies catch feelings n never stop fallin'\

shut down computer networks from ma online drive by
4uck a label, i roll independent, like october first

when i'm on stage,with ma MIC
i spit lyric with more rhymes on the wheels o steel

look at me,i am custom made
i am bigger,better and just like blade

but looking at u from far,they'l think you poppin it
but when they come closer to see,they'll know u losing it

your rap stinks like rotten eggs and dead flies,
but when i dey rap,dem dey ko mi je like french fries

am gonna be me and u be u
u rap like a fake and we know that its true

so wat do u do :get up ,clean up
join ma crew,theres accomodation for one or two

i aint dissing nobody
just tryin to be me

u say i'm spittin lyrics this durty
then thats just what it is

@alexpissu

homeboy,the battle is over man . . . .malthuss knocked u the fu$#k out .son,next time don't ever come to a gun figth with a table knife ok . . . .take your ish somewhr else hommesz

*** Dude i wasnt refering 2 u ,why take anoda man's beef go head and eat yo daddy's d*ck for dinner *****

@Hybrid-X and Malthuss
U lack chemistry Hybrid-X just givin u hype//
2 Dick Heads homos u aint my type//
u're on your way 2 d land of the dead//
watch how i rip u apart from ur thread//
i dig holes in ur brains like am fukin hoes//
Bleep dis freeflow am worldwide glo//
am a riddle in nine syllables //
watch me disconnect ur life cables//
Even in ur zone i spit personality//
ya flows be facing ma force gravity//
Poetically, you ashamed of your own thoughts//
thats why u homos aint gut dick 2 Bleep//
how would you cry when u as dead as dodo//
ur styles outdated like u invented voodoo//
when i handcuffed u aint no clear skies//
ya homos already sized 4 eats like my cake pies//
Punchlines i put on this thread gat me banned //
cos it was killing ur personalities like sars on nairaland//
Only got space on my hard drive 4 Mailmalc and Wordsmith//
not space for 2 homos playin games withno Bleep*** dick

**** If ya 2 are man enough write back or seize to exist ****

@Hybrid-X and Malthuss
U lack chemistry Hybrid-X just givin u hype//
2 Dick Heads homos u aint my type//
u're on your way 2 d land of the dead//
watch how i rip u apart from ur thread//
i dig holes in ur brains like am fukin hoes//
Bleep dis freeflow am worldwide glo//
am a riddle in nine syllables //
watch me disconnect ur life cables//
Even in ur zone i spit personality//
ya flows be facing ma force gravity//
Poetically, you ashamed of your own thoughts//
thats why u homos aint gut di*k 2 Bleep//
how would you cry when u as dead as dodo//
ur styles outdated like u invented voodoo//
when i handcuffed u aint no clear skies//
ya homos already sized 4 eats like my cake pies//
Punchlines i put on this thread gat me banned //
cos it was killing ur personalities like sars on nairaland//
Only got space on my hard drive 4 mailmalc and Wordsmith//
not space for 2 homos playin games withno Bleep*** di*K

**** If ya 2 are man enough write back or seize to exist ****

In the name of the father of son & of the holy~ghost
Ma rhymes scores lik soccer balls bhind a Goalie~post
me myself and i  wit sum hot girls in a lonely~Coast
Poppin Bottles of Korble brut b'cos i'm da only~host

y'all know i've got more GAME dan d Doctor's Advocate
stiffer dan Hector's Breastplate, jst told p-diddy 2 pressplay

if ma punchlines were novels u'll b needin a bookshelf
Stil Noble (wait a min.)  Guess i did not introduce Myself

mailmalc AKA Double O's d dark Lyricist
in ma world real g's rol because quacks don't exist

Fresh out da b-hood so clean wit ma nikeez
gold chains on ma neck ices on ma wrist freez

wit Chronic Flows hotter dan Lava that never runs out.
engulf hatters kill em fast nd make sure they dn't shout

Without me, this  thread  is like mofo's films without a title
Wanna Battle?? hope u realize out of all mc's i'm d most Vital

@malthuss,saucekid and mailmalc . . .

nice dudes . . .but seems u guys didnot read the rules of this second round before proceeding . . . the rules satetd below

*********THE FANTASTIC FOUR SPITTING THAT FANTASTIC FLOSS"*********

IT GOING DOWN . . .THE NEXT ROUNDS ABOUT KICK OFF .

RULES:

NO DISSING . . . . STRICTLY RAPPING ABOUT FLOSSING(FLAUNTING) WHAT You GOT AND WHAT You AINT GOT

pls take note "NO DISSING . . . . STRICTLY RAPPING ABOUT FLOSSING(FLAUNTING) WHAT You GOT AND WHAT You AINT GOT"

so my dear emcees,u still have till friday to drop some flossy 16 bars ish . . . .

wordsmith already dropped his ,i also droped mine jus for the fun of it . , try checking it out for inspiration or sumthing

hybrid-x : (clears throat)

"X"rock ice big enough to sink titanic ships
am ill because am sick,i stink because am bleeping rich

stay handsome like a fat reward
u running hood blocks son,am pumping oil blocks

my nine brings the heater
da ice on ma wrist brings the winter

shot sluggs thats gold bitch!
when i dug u,u going to die rich ,

ride toys that aint invented yet
discovery channel . . .calls it the land jet

hybrid's tha flyest hood subject
aka da un-indentified flying object . . . . (gapsing for air)

@alexpissu

u history son,aint gotmur time . . .u dont even exist . . .damn

@hybrid-x
U just a blashemy 2 hip-hop need 2 know ur parents 4 raising u up(wack) "
The only person u fu*kin is Mathuss,next time mind your biz aiight.
U aint gettin paid 4 dis kid, maybe cos u married to Mathuss.

1 on 1 battle with u lets the pples vote.I will snor 2 battle an still go undefeated

***Sleeping***no disturbance pls

@mailmalc,saucekid and malthuss

yo! mailmalc,wake the f up . . .dude u've had enuf nap man . . . still waiting on u especially . . . saucekid and malthuss ,come on do your thing . . .

@wordsmith
i know u waiting patiently . . . . . .so whats up man . . .hows study? . . .whats your course of study(discipline)?

@alexpissu

negro,quit trying hard man,get over this ish . . . . u cant battle me . . .remember u dead and done . . .ok i see . . . u still snorring to battle . . . .hmmm!!! it aint hard to tell . . .malthuss probably put u to sleep with a sleeper hold
homeboy ,wake up to reality u jus got ur ass whopped . . .bet that hurt. . . .

@ hybrid,

what it do, playa? Study's cool but as hectic as a mutha, currently in ma room about ta doze off, jus checking up on NL. Discipline? Computer science.

HYBRID-X:


@alexpissu

homeboy,the battle is over man . . . .malthuss knocked u the fu$#k out .son,next time don't ever come to a gun figth with a table knife ok . . . .take your ish somewhr else hommesz

@hybrid
hey dude. u gotta give alex some chance to express himself. everybody's got the right to say something.
. . . and don't forget people get betr by the day. (want to try a head - to - head with him ?) 

@ hybrid
floss wit this, got more where they came from


am da flyest, even Michael says am bad
plus i see more pussies, than  menstration pads

cash,i stack em up; chicks, i fill em up; bars, i keep em hot
any city any joint Malthuss blows da spot n still stay on point

sip gin n juice  while am cruising thu da hood
and put ice on ya neck, ma nigga its all good 

when i come thru, even presidents be star struck
but i keep it real like 'wassup ma name na Malthuss'

i be the hip hop saviour, rap evangelista
standing from ma pulpit, i spit sermons that'll heal ya

i got that floss sh*t that be flawless
dental surgeons tell me da sh*t be faultless

Man i got more hos[hoes] than manual farm workers
but still police protected from all dem female stalkers

i come to the party with ma  double-o-7
and take all ma peeps up to double-o-heaven


peace


@ Alexpussy


am cummin 4 u

@malthuss

nice . . .very nice . . .


@mailmalc and saucekid . . .

whats up fellas . . . .still waiting on u dudes . . . .hope u aint thinking of chickening out . . . better not. . . .
holla back

hmmmmmm!!!!! wondering whr the Bleep rapsody at? . . . .homeboy jus went underground . . , ish

Mailmalc da real boss//hustle like Rick Ross
From missed calls to diss comes ma steel rods

gat myself fine double lady sized blondies
b'yonce face j'lo thighs pro'lly sky blue undies

Like Luda, i'll be headin 4 da no 1 spot
brownie jean air force ones i'ma hotshot
been known 2 get d game rollin till non stop
light skin coloured porshe + 24inches rims on top

round of applause wen eva i cross my lines
so Xtreme cos @ all lines i Burst A Rhyme (Busta RyhmeS)

mi flows gat me mo dough and fly ho's
high dreams high Xpectations high hopes

wen i ain't rhymin i'm nxt to ma playstation(s)
cuttie dis cuttie dat so strong it fray nations

U'll b lucky if u get hit by my money blocks
Better dan ever nt like those other tourney talks