Bubba died in a fire, and his body was burned severely. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, were sent for.
Daryl went in, and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, “Yup, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, “Nope, ain’t Bubba.”

The mortician thought that was rather strange, and brought in Gomer next to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, “Yup, he’s burnt real bad, roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over, and Gomer said, “No, it ain’t Bubba.”

The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”

Gomer said, “Well, Bubba had two assholes.”

“What? He had two assholes?” asked the mortician.

“Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, ‘Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.’” 



Alex went to his doctor, Dr. Santa and stutters, "Da-da-doc, I`ve ba-ba-been sta-sta-stuttering for ye-ye-years, and I ca-ca-can`t stand it anymo-mo-more! Can you he-he-help me?"

Dr. Santa answers "Well, I`ll have to give you a thorough examination first, but in some cases there is a cure."
So Santa puts Alex through a battery of tests, and says, "I think I know what`s causing your stuttering."
Alex excitedly asks, "Well, wa-wa-what is it, da- da-doctor?"
"It`s your privates. I know that sounds crazy, but you have an unusually large privates -  It seems the weight is putting a strain on your vocal cords which most men never have to deal with."

Alex asks, "Wa-wa-what can we da-da-do?"
"Well, we could remove it and transplant a shorter one."
"Doooo it!" Alex replies.
So they go through the operation, and three weeks later Alex comes in for a follow up appointment.
Alex says, "Doc, you solved my stuttering problem. I don`t know how to thank you. But I`ve only had sex once in three weeks - my wife just doesn`t like it anymore with my new, shorter privates. I`ve thought about it, and I decided I can put up with the stuttering easier than going without the sex - I want you to put my long one back on."
Dr. Santa says, "No-no-nope. A da-da-deal`s a da-da- deal!"

Guy clap hand for urself. You be stupid boy oh

Well done

OL BOY you be correct
lol
this joke is making laff and laff and laff and lalalalaalalffffffuuuuuuuuuu

yo yo you me-me-mean da-da doctor has the lo lo longer pe pe penis

ha ha ha have u se se seen i i it

well ituen hope ure not the guy

abi migines be the doctor

hahahahaha,they are real assholes! .

santa too wanted a piece of the action, abi who no want better thing!

;Dthey are really assholes

Spoiled child

Very funny. Num 2 got me in stiches.

Very funny. Num 2 got me in stiches.

Yes. . . they are real assholes!

Dr. Santa must be enjoying his new privates too

got to love yourself the way you are baby, (greatest love of all)

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this was really funny.
it had me laughing my lungs out 

your second post should have been on as a separate post.
anyways that particular joke is very stale, it has appeared on this board several times.

Thanks brimbrack, wasn't sure it's here .I've deleted it. Glad u like the others.

This is very funny. . .

This joke is da bomb.

think i've got stiches!

that jok got everyone in ma office roling on the floor, that was really wicked.

Seen 'em b4, but they're still as cool as ever.

I dont want to laf shaaa. Make I lol small

u dont want to laff much, coz if u do, u might unknowngly farte i know am ryte!

Very Good one about the doctor

#2 is extremely funny. . .

The doctor decided to help himself?

biggerboy:

The doctor decided to help himself?

OBVIOUSLY

A farmer lived alone in the countryside except for a pet dog he had for a long time.

The dog finally died and the farmer went to the parish priest, saying "Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a Mass for the poor creature?"

Father Patrick told the farmer "No, we can't have services for an animal in the church, but I'll tell you what, there's a new denomination down the road, and no telling what they believe in, but maybe they'll do something for the animal."

The farmer said "I'll go right now. By the way, do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the service?"

Father Patrick replied "Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic."

Lol, so funny.