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Two Assholes by dekatrons(m): 9:43pm On Jun 07, 2015
Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly
burnt. The morgue sends for his two best friends,
Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body. Daryl arrives
first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet,
Daryl says, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You
better roll him over."
The mortician rolls him over, and Daryl says, "Nope,
ain't Bubba."
The mortician thinks this is strange. Then he brings
Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer takes a look at
the face and says, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll
him over."
The mortician rolls him over and Gomer says, "No, it
ain't Bubba."
The mortician asks, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a**holes."
"What? He had two assholes?!" Exclaims the
"Yup, every time we went to town, folks would say,
"Here comes Bubba with his two assholes."
Re: Two Assholes by Rosemary216(f): 10:56pm On Jun 07, 2015
Hahahahahahaha,,,... Dey are really assholes for nt undastndin d statement

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