My pastor just prophesied to me,dat i will marry a nlander by name mrs chima but i already dey eye freecocoa,pls what do i do?

Pour acid on your pastor face

joblessness

OP ur pastor na real mumu
if na true man of god he suppose know say mrs chima na man wey dey pretend to be woman
abi for una church e dey legal to practice homosexuality?
Wait first make i go report una to police

Mobf u're a 21 century idiot with some lunatic behaviour,ode buluku oshi.

21 century i.d.i.o.t mobf abi mopol.

But i thot mrs chima is transgendered, op are you cool with dat

Neyo yep!

jbx:

Mobf u're a 21 century with some lunatic behaviour,ode buluku oshi.

jbx:

21 century i.d.i.o.t mobf abi mopol.

so e touch you? clear well before molue jam you jare,

Awww and you thought of me on your mobile phone.

Here comes my love.

@OP
Freecocoa? Well, may be. Mrs. Chima? Abeg no call my name ooo.

But BTW, it's strange sometimes how some of us men sign our death warrants by some of the choices we make either on our own or due to  the influence of one "pastor" or the other.
It's really so sad!

**Mrs Chi gini?***(thinking aloud)

Sugardad i feel u,but i'm a transgender.just saying!!!

[size=44pt]LMAO [/size]

jbx:

Sugardad i feel u,but i'm a transgender.just saying!!!

that's not enough for you to attempt suicide bros, pls use your head & leave your pastor out of this. it's your life we are talking about here!

Ya'll are too funny.

Freecocoa my darling,where have u been,good morrin.

instead of you to concentrate on your problem of havins ssex in the dream,you are here fantasizing over some faceless person on a forum.smh!

jbx:

Freecocoa my darling,where have u been,good morrin.

Good mawrin to you,I've been around but err mm I thought mrs- chima is the darling here.

Slim u know whether na two of 'em i dey yansh for dream.

freecocoa, is both(gi na mrs chima)Bè e noni.

What to do? . . . Alright, wait. What to do, loading. . .98% _{[s]you go grow grey hair while u dey wait for what to do.[/s]}

jbx:

Slim u know whether na two of 'em i dey yansh for dream.

okay o.all the best with your wet dreams.

OP she ain't a woman FYI.

slimyem:

okay o.all the best with your wet dreams.

LMAO

jbx:

freecocoa, is both(gi na mrs chima)Bè e noni.

Ngwa nu,oga dikwa egwu.

I swear my pastor don enter trouble today,i dey go church wif a keg of petrol,church go scatter today for this prophetic error,u need to see the albino redeem pastor with 3 gaped tooth.gush! I most go violent today.

Yea, your pastor is scam. Mrs. Chima = patheticccc dude claiming to be a woman. She ain't even American. My source is smarter than your pastor. .

For all the dudes that has gotten an online kiss from Mrs. Chima, sorry cuz u have been kissed by a man. . . Ewwwwwwwwwww

Chineke e,freecocoa n-asuru m igbo,i don hammer,mrs chima will have to go on probation,that's my judgement.

^^^ whatever, just leave my cocoa out of this

^
Lmao,abeg which parish of redeem be that?make I know weda I sabi anybody for there,so I go tell am make him no go church today cos there will be fire in the church and everybody will be on the run run run.

Flashaldrin:

^^^ whatever, just leave my cocoa out of this

Hahaha,good mawrin sweets,calm down,nothing dey happen,I've not gone yet.