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Warning! Warning! Seasonal Warning, Please Read by dani1luv: 7:14am On Dec 04, 2011 |
WARNING! WARNING!! WARNING!!! .::SEASONAL WARNING::. This is to inform Nigerians and people all over the world that we have approached the annual/ yearly festive season of the year. People want to make money by all means and people need money by all means. Heed all the warnings listed below and we shall all see next year 2012 safe and healthy. 1. Avoid returning home from a place very far from your home from 10pm. A case was reported of someone who went out late and didn't return. His headless body was found later. 2. Try to walk in groups when it is late no matter how big or small you are, you cannot outsmart 7 huge men ready to do evil. A man was abducted. A car stopped by him, he was dragged into it and they drove away. 3. Ladies watch who you sleep around with during this period. Avoid sleeping with men for money. A case was reported of a girl that slept with a man for 50million naira she was given 5million and she lost the use of her vagina. 4. Tell two or more people where you are at any given point in time. 5. Avoid picking up loose money or money found in bags, purses, buses or on the walkway. People drop these money this period intentionally. A case was reported of a mad man due to his action of picking up money he became mad instantly. That is how they collect your destiny and render you useless. 6. Do not allow anybody of the same sex ask you out on a date. A gay man inserted objects into the anus of another boy afterwards he could'nt stand the pain and died. 7. Analyze your friends and pick the right ones this season. People use friends to get friends after they have paid your friend he/she invites you to their house and you are gone. (Refer to number 4 above) . 8. If you are collecting change or money and it drops on the floor from the person that is giving you, do not pick it. Tell the person to pick it and if the person refuses alert everybody around and watch what happens when the person picks it. A case was reported of a woman that lost her left breast because she picked her change from the floor. 9. Avoid making unnecessary statements or words on the street, school, hostel, clubs or to people. A case was reported of a guy who called another a womanizer and he stabbed him with a broken bottle. He died before reaching the hospital. 10. PRAY ALWAYS! Never wake up without prayer. Never go out without prayer. Never sleep without prayer. -Go through these warnings three times and make them remain in your head and mind. I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST THIS FESTIVE SEASON. Make sure this message get to your friends and your wall. |
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