From the age of 1 – 15, she is like the GARDEN OF EDEN – very green, original, innocent and naïve at the same time

Between 16 and 20, a woman is like AFRICA – half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas draining into the sea with billions of tons of natural nutrients

Between 21 and 30, a woman is like AMERICA – well developed and open to trade, especially for capitalist or just anyone with expendable income.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like INDIA – very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty

Between 36 and 40, she is like FRANCE – gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit

Between 41 and 50, she’s like YUGOSLAVIA – she has lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes and is in urgent need of massive reconstruction (Plastic surgery)

Between 51 and 60, she’s like RUSSIA – very wide and her borders are unpatrolled. To make things worse, the frigid climate keeps people away

Between 61 and 70, she’s like MONGOLIA – has a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future. What a pity!

After 70, she’s like AFGHANISTAN – everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there




Man
Between 15 and 90, a man is like ANCIENT ROME – strong, virile and cheerful in rising but weak, flattened, humbled and tearful in falling

lol
weldone oo
but i fink der r more tins 2 write about a man

Hey can i drop 1 joke i saw about a woman ere?
Yes u can.

A life support system 4 a Cunt
(pls i read it up ni oo)

@Ituen
I tire you oh
by the way way, why do u like jokes about women so much?
U seem to like them so much u think about them all the time.
Please leave us ALONE

tessybaby:

@Ituen
I tire you oh
by the way way, why do u like jokes about women so much?
You seem to like them so much u think about them all the time.
Please leave us ALONE

He likes them so mush he cannot post a joke without mentioning at least one WOMAN

from 15-75 A man in like Nigeria
Every Area/ Sector is Corrupt

@ Iteun
I'm just conversing

CONTINUE wid the jokes am enjoyn them real good.lol

afterall u came out of a woman so why shouldnt you be a feminist anyway home is warm

@clemcykul
I knew u would come with this
u are all birds of the same feathers.
In short,
U seem to enjoy anything put up by
Ituen or Migines and vice versa

Maybe you are right to an extent for the female issue. but please, the male side is just too exaggerated, na lie

@tessy
hmmmm, do i sense some kaina . . . . .

HI tessybaby

ure entitled to ur opinion

am just being neutral anything wrong with neutrality

i'll come visitn just prepare my favourite cos u know it

Abeg let us know when you learn the biology of a woman, I'm a good biology sttudent i'd sure learn that one this geography they somehow??

@Clemcykul
Please don't come visiting ohhhhhhhhh
or do u want me to act like the rich and start asking
"do u want ur tea black or with cream?"

ituen, from the bottom of my heart, this is the best post i have read from u. u r very right. This is truth in its purest form. any one that has a negative opinion bout your post is a racist. Dont min' them jare. Keep them coming joo. ^{*Stands up & doffs hat for ituen. discovers there's no hat, doffs head instead.*}

Hmmm

clears throat , brb

Thanks a lot guys for making my day