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| Is It True? by Nosyke(m): 12:55pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs. In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions". "Onions?" d son asked. ''Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?". The mother, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, its like a Christmas Tree". "A Christmas tree?" d daughter asked "Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration". |
| Re: Is It True? by Dyt(f): 1:27pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
ok |
| Re: Is It True? by mikuz(m): 1:44pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
ok x2 |
| Re: Is It True? by Nobody: 2:33pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
Funny small |
| Re: Is It True? by saddler: 2:38pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
More copy $ paste jokes pls. |
| Re: Is It True? by bunmioguns(m): 7:34pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
jst passing by |
| Re: Is It True? by MrResource(m): 8:30pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
not bad  . . Still laffin @ onions  |
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