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| Personal Joke by monoda(f): 3:48pm On Aug 21, 2012 |
As I was driving home last week friday, I remembered that I eat beans and fried egg and uno how it is when u eat that kind of combination, U will be spoiling the air @ every 2mins interval. I was driving alone, all the windows were all closed because of the AC but I noticed that my MESS (fart) was also chilling with the AC. After 5mins, the whole car was filled up with my pollution. Suddenly, a police man stopped me @ the check point. Without even asking for my permission, he opened the driver's side door and sat beside me. He locked the door by himself and told me to drive straight to the station. Ben: what's my offense Police: I can shout, drive to the station After 2mins =------ยป Police: what kind of fuel are u using ? Ben: Kerosene, why asking ? Police: Please stop the car, I can't continue with this condition. Ben: No no no !!! We must reach the station Police: Oga, please I beg u. I get pikin for house. I no won die now, please ! The police man uniform was socked with sweat. |
| Re: Personal Joke by speeder(m): 9:37am On Aug 22, 2012 |
Hello damsel, i know u tried ur best. But it isn't good enough. More grease to ur elbow though |
| Re: Personal Joke by realsammie(m): 10:08am On Aug 22, 2012 |
nice joke babe |
| Re: Personal Joke by Valiantvaliant(m): 3:23pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
speeder: Hello damsel, i know u tried ur best. But it isn't good enough. More grease to ur elbow thoughshut up. @op, it really got me laughing jare..LOLS |
| Re: Personal Joke by bunmioguns(m): 3:25pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
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| Re: Personal Joke by larride(m): 5:57pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
Nice one OP |
| Re: Personal Joke by monoda(f): 6:50pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
Thanks |
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