There was dis guy who wanted to take breakfast, so he went out to buy eggs. When he got back, he cracked one open and was surprised to find it empty. He assumed it as error of nature and cracked another one, only to find it empty again. He cracked all d eggs open but they were all empty.
He got furious and went to d shop where he bought d eggs to lay his complain. They said it was a lie and he told them to break their eggs. They did and were surprised to find them all empty. They too got mad and went to d poultry where they bought d eggs to lay their complain. The owner of the poultry said it was a lie and they told him to break all his eggs and when he did, all of them were empty too. It was a mystery that they couldnt solve.
Suddenly, two chickens just passed, saw them and said to d other chicken "see dis mugus, dem think say dem smart abi? Dem no knw say we self don dey use condom"

Lol nice one

Yh tnx bro

I go sue u for copyright infringement

@op
must you copy and paste?

@stud,
if i have ever learnt anything about u, its d fact dat its useless gettin mad at u,  Its always been u not aving gud comments on posts but its my honor to av u on my topic,  Tnx bro 4 d nice welcome and gudluck running 4 dis year's best poster

@mikuz
y dnt u just keep mute, pick your mouse, highlight it and copy it cos d only thing u knw how to do is follow-follow, u dis un-unique deciphered nonentity

look at me and look at trouble o!
Element gim,was i refering to you?
Wont you mind ya business?

has d copy $ paste venom eaten deep into ur system?Must u dubb/photocopy/pirate/ joke dat is now dry $ worn-out?Storms out angrily!

chei!! see bad belle levels for nland, no wonder this place aint moving on, before u dude came into d equation, we wall all doing good

@eleme
i blame you?
This is how you guys go about and deceive the younger folks with stewpid lies.
So you plan to move this section ahead with over-recycled jokes abi?
Nonsense!

Element sorry to say, d joke is now dry. Dis will be d 82nd time i'm reading dis joke ere. Its now stale.
Though twas funny 1st time i read it.

no offense guys, but at least booqee u have a good sense of approach at things unlike mucus

@mucus,
by d way i wonder how u are gonna help d section cos i have been off for like over a year and i hear new dudes like u are in, wat can u do to teach we old dudes, abeg talk ooo cos u just come here they blow mouth like goat wey dem inject chloroquine mtscheewww

See this old man o!
What's your own? Elele g abi wetin you say be ya name sef? Allow me drink cup drop water na? Abi na . . Drink . . Mtcheww.
Btw . .
Look at me and look at trouble o!
So because you don old for this section person no go hear word again abi?
if you start like this, na wetin the likes of efe,dani,ben,el,jack,ido and even sledge dem go come talk?
And to cap it all,its not as if you post funny jokes,na dry dry copy and paste jokes you dey use make mouth anyhow!
Now tell me,how many of those above names you funny pass?
No . . . No . . Tell me.
You need rest my brother!
¤289,000 people like this.

i dont have words to exchange with u, learn to read between lines and understand before opening dat canal u call mouth, i rest my case

Hahahaha! Element and mikuz, you guys are funny!

No whine us jor

if i have ever learnt anything about u, its d fact dat its useless gettin mad at u, Its always been u not aving gud comments on posts but its my honor to av u on my topic, Tnx bro 4 d nice welcome and gudluck running 4 dis year's best pos

y dnt u just keep mute, pick your mouse, highlight it and copy it cos d only thing u knw how to do is follow-follow, u dis un-unique deciphered nonentity

by d way i wonder how u are gonna help d section cos i have been off for like over a year and i hear new dudes like u are in, wat can u do to teach we old dudes, abeg talk ooo cos u just come here they blow mouth like goat wey dem inject chloroquine mtscheewww [b][/b]

@Element, how old are u? i like d way u handle matters . don'T mind dem bad belle,

@Mikuz, u write like a 10year old boy , Don't bother replying/insulting me, i won't answer you cos i wont wanna bring myself down to the same level with you. Av a gr8 day

are these kids making noise?

who call this labaka come here sef?
abeg shift comot for my front Make i see better people jor.
So you think this is politics or auto section abi?
We dont need people like you here, so clear and dont even bother replying this or returning back to jokes section!
Mumu!!
Labaks indeed!

and yeah,
element is 49!!

copy-pasting jokes from 10 year olds.

@labaks
tnx girl, i knew people like u would still be around d corner

@mucus
am not 49 and am not ready to disclose my age, U just keep bad mouthing everything, Let me tell u d truth, the relationship u have with anyone here aint based on 'like' or 'love' but based on 'TOLERANCE', I rest my case