Teacher:- what's wrong?
Kwame:- our house is
very small. Me,
my mum, my dad, we
sleep on the
same bed. Every night my
dad asks,
kwame r u sleepin?'
Then I say No & then he
slaps my face
& gives me a Black
eye", Teacher:-
2nite when ur dad asks
again, keep
dead quiet & don't
answer.
The folowing morning
kwame comes
back with a severe black
eye again.
Teacehr:- My goodness
why the black
eye again?
Kwame:- Dad asked me
again, kwame,
are u sleeping? & I shut up
& kept
dead still. Then my dad &
my mom
started moving, u know,
at the same
time Mum was breathing
eratically,
kicking her legs up
frantically &
squealing like a cat on the
bed.
Then my dad asked my
mum, R u
coming?
Mum said, Yes I'm
coming, r u coming
too?
Dad answered:- Yes.
They don't usually go
anywhere without me so I
said, wait
for me, I'm also coming.

:oLWKMD

hehe, I try shey? Abi u sef is coming?

nice 1

^^tanks, *waiting for Ajibel's comment*

dani1luv:

hehe, I try shey? Abi u sef is coming?

i no dey come o, i fit join una later sha

haha, i hear u

Its really good post. It seems to be really very much funny too. I really enjoyed a lot. Thanks for sharing this post, which is really excellent.

hahahaha
choi,
dani,so you funny like this?
You come dey do copy and paste since?
Thank God ya eyes don clear,or are you still drunk?

mizkus, hehe, tank u vewi plenty, eye dun clear wella worlahi, vote for me oh as best poster, lol

@dampy
lwkmd!
Ok na mizkus go vote for you, no be me.

hehe, mizkus. Y u dey do like diz na? Abi u dey jealos say dem nefa nominate u ?






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wetin concern me?
With or without nomination i sure say i go win am . . . For my mind.
Chikena!

Nice one, u r coming up, quickly jon them before it's too late.

lovely, u try oo

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shey dani you don dey spam abi?

come, misskus wetin u mean nw?






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dampy i go soon ban you!!
¤ 285,000 people like this.

lmao, 285 wetin? I knw say na onli u and bin get all d id's wey dem use like






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choi!
Dampy wetin you talk?
Mtchew
you get luck say you be mod.