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Islamic Cleric Bans Women From Bananas, Cucumbers For S3xual Resemblance by queenesthr(f): 3:48pm On Dec 12, 2011
CAIRO: An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any “intimate thoughts.”

The unnamed sheikh, who was featured in an article on el-Sawsana news, was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.

He said that these fruits and vegetables “resemble the male p3nis” and hence could arouse women or “make them think of sex.”

Source : http://bikyamasr.com/50403/islamic-cleric-bans-women-from-touching-bananas-cucumbers-for-intimate-resemblance/

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Re: Islamic Cleric Bans Women From Bananas, Cucumbers For S3xual Resemblance by LagosShia: 10:10pm On Dec 12, 2011

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Re: Islamic Cleric Bans Women From Bananas, Cucumbers For S3xual Resemblance by italo: 8:43am On Dec 13, 2011
Did he say anything about 'oranges' and 'water melons' for the men?

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Re: Islamic Cleric Bans Women From Bananas, Cucumbers For S3xual Resemblance by plappville(f): 4:39pm On Dec 29, 2011
fruits and vegetables made for man's use are not seen as havoc by islam, but bombing children is purity. shocked shocked shocked shocked

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