In a psychiatric hospital, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Mig, what are you doing?" Mig replied, "Driving to Lagos!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Mig's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Mig, how are you doing?" Mig says, "I just got into Lagos." "Great," replied the nurse.

The nurse leaves Mig'sroom and goes across the hall into Ninjabyte's room, and finds Ninjabyte sitting on his bed furiously pleasuring himself. Shocked, she asks, "Ninjabyte, what are you doing?" Ninjabyte says, "I'm screwing Mig's wife while he's in Lagos!"

na wa for ninjabyte oh.
nice one.

U forgot to tell them the interesting part where the nurse stole the key to the "Dark Room", opened it up and there was ituen shouting in pain. Shocked, she asked "What's wrong with you?" Ituen answered "Don't mind these foolish drivers. I just got hit by Mig's car along the Lagos Highway. Now i've sustained multiple fracture on my third leg. Do you mind rubbing some balm on the affected area?" pointing to his gazunga.

i wonder which time nairaland open a psychiatric hospital that people like Mig, Ninjabyte and ituen is the patient,who is the nurse? i guess SEUN

@Chumakk

datts a mistake. U and all the people u knw nd knw u are the patients at "yaba left side"
*doz d 5-finger thing*

Less i 4get; including ITUEN.

Hi mig, long time

Yeah, sup?
Yall mist me dat much? I waznt online just yestday ne u say long tyme. Lol. I waznt home i went on some runs. Hw u duin? I can c u are avin a gud tym makin me luk bad.

and wen the nurse touched iteun's gazula he screamed and moaned and squeezed the nurse's butt and whimpered in pure estacy cos he has never been given a Mouth Action all his life

Chei ya,

No be only wen person dey hospital dem dey call am patient. I no know say this topic get consultancy patients like clem,

First i thought it was a joke , then i laughed next thing guyz don begin act mojo for nairaland , pls tell me na congy hold all of ona ?

ben~jay:

First i thought it was a joke , then i laughed next thing guys don begin act mojo for nairaland , please tell me na congy hold all of ona ?

You just have 12 posts and the next thing i see is CONJY!!!! Na wa 4 u oh. DO u know of the thread "Sexuality"

12 POSTS!

Well, 1 tym or d oda we've gone tru dat stage.

12 POSTS!

Well, 1 tym or d oda we've gone tru dat stage.

clemcykul:

and when the nurse touched iteun's gazula he screamed and moaned and squeezed the nurse's butt and whimpered in pure estacy because he has never been given a Mouth Action all his life

of course you can only expect such a response from clemcy because she's the nurse!

ituen:

You just have 12 posts and the next thing i see is CONJY!!!! Na wa for you oh. DO u know of the thread "Sexuality"

@ituen Na wao, u go like quarel pass fight ooo. Na joke we all dey now. Nothing personal ok, and am sincerely sorry if i hurt your feelings.

freezy:

of course you can only expect such a response from clemcy because she's the nurse!

I thought as much

pls guys wats gazula and Conjy

ben~jay:

@ituen Na wao, u go like quarel pass fight ooo. Na joke we all dey now. Nothing personal ok, and am sincerely sorry if i hurt your feelings.

Benjy
I no dey vex at all. Was jokin wit u. After all, wat is the name of this thread ?

"Na wao, u go like quarrel pass fight oo"
LOL

mimiko:

please guys wats gazula and Conjy

Didnt u feel the answer tingling u on ur spine as u were asking the question? Alas, she wan make person talk so dat she fit use am yarb somebody