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Twice As Nice Lol by StudioCFR(m): 5:48am On Dec 13, 2011 |
A nursery two girl asked her teacher,"Ma,can my Mum get pregnant?" The teacher asked,"how old is ur mum?" The girl said,"she is forty yrs old." The teacher replied,"yes,she can." The girl asked again,"can my sister get pregnant?" The teacher asked,"how old is ur sister?" She replied,"she is nineteen years old." The teacher replied,"yes,she can." She then finally asked,"can I get pregnant?" The teacher replied,"u are just five yrs old,so,u can't get pregnant." The boy behind him,her classmate,poked her and said,"I told u,we have nothing to worry about." |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by mikuz(m): 6:39am On Dec 13, 2011 |
we don hear. |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by StudioCFR(m): 8:37am On Dec 13, 2011 |
Mikus i want u to see me (places my right hand on my chest) as your brother Dont hate |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by bright007(f): 9:14am On Dec 13, 2011 |
Where is d joke? |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by bingbagbo(m): 11:02am On Dec 13, 2011 |
Quit copy and pasting, start creating jokes like me! i am advising you like my little brother, no malice! |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by mikuz(m): 11:46am On Dec 13, 2011 |
studio, haba!! I dont hate you,how many times do i have to say that to you? Must you always have this feeling that everybody hates you? Quit with this inferiority complex jor. |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by sylve11: 1:46pm On Dec 13, 2011 |
mikuz: just do what he asked u |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by mikuz(m): 2:05pm On Dec 13, 2011 |
^^ look at me and look at trouble o. Shey you no go mind ya own business. Who called you? |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by sylve11: 3:24pm On Dec 13, 2011 |
was i refering to u? |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by mikuz(m): 3:58pm On Dec 13, 2011 |
and who told you i was talking to you? |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by sylve11: 5:40pm On Dec 13, 2011 |
Mikuz! |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by lysaa(f): 6:37pm On Dec 13, 2011 |
Mikuz meet me at rumuokrushi by 8am 2mao. .got biz for u! |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by yinkalink(f): 7:50pm On Dec 13, 2011 |
loooool, good one |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by mikuz(m): 12:43am On Dec 14, 2011 |
lysaa just like that? |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by mikuz(m): 12:44am On Dec 14, 2011 |
lysaa oh |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by mikuz(m): 12:46am On Dec 14, 2011 |
sylve11, ok what? Im sure you can see im busy with lysaa. |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by mikuz(m): 12:47am On Dec 14, 2011 |
hmm, yinkababy, na your nose be this? |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by bunmioguns(m): 3:25am On Dec 14, 2011 |
mikuz: You too like women |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by StudioCFR(m): 3:50am On Dec 14, 2011 |
hehehehe Bin Gbagbo bro, I dont have your time at all . . Cuz right now i dey write more blockbuster jokes i wan give my fellow jokers as Xmas Gift and i know they would like it as usual the title of the joke is Chinedu and Mama Nkechi Watch Out |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by bright007(f): 8:09am On Dec 14, 2011 |
First things first,where is d joke? |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by mikuz(m): 3:06pm On Dec 14, 2011 |
bunmi, and hows that my fault? |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by StudioCFR(m): 5:02am On Dec 15, 2011 |
Bros, u fit shift go oneside make i pass abeg, cuz i wan go party and i no go like am if u step on my Toms |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by yinkalink(f): 11:18pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
makus makus, na ur eye b dis? |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by mikuz(m): 9:20am On Dec 16, 2011 |
lol. Yinka na fight? Oya make i take you to that corner, we get special yarn! |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by sylve11: 2:26pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
Nor 4get to carry c.d along o o o |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by mikuz(m): 3:08pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
Trust me na. |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by sylve11: 3:28pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
U wan knack her akpako ni? |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by mikuz(m): 3:32pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
Imagine . . See where ya mind dey go! Badt boy!!!! |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by jokingmary(m): 3:44pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
Studio CFR:oh boy see wahala |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by StudioCFR(m): 7:51am On Dec 17, 2011 |
hehehehehe joking mary no let tse tse fly enter yo mouf na |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by sylve11: 8:05am On Dec 17, 2011 |
the joke tight sha. . |
Re: Twice As Nice Lol by StudioCFR(m): 11:53am On Dec 17, 2011 |
Then know , I know, You know We both know |
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