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Fast Guy by kellynoah: 8:42am On Dec 13, 2011
Warri no dey carry last! Lol! A Nigerian Soldier was re-deployed to Borno from Warri.
While the soldier was in Borno, he received a letter from his girlfriend, Rukewe. She explained that while he was away, she had slept with 2 guys and she wanted to break up with him and she wanted her pictures in his possession back. So the soldier did what any Warri boy cld do, He went around and collected unwanted photos of women he could find. He sent them through ABC transport, about 25 pictures of women to Rukewe with the following note: I no remember which one you be, Remove your picture and send the rest back. cool cool cool
Re: Fast Guy by StudioCFR(m): 8:46am On Dec 13, 2011
kelly noah luv. . . I want to be friends with u. .

What do i need to do to be close to you sweerie?
Re: Fast Guy by kellynoah: 9:11am On Dec 13, 2011
Studio CFR:

kelly noah luv. . . I want to be friends with u. .

What do i need to do to be close to you sweerie?
ur account is too low pls. try again later. cool cool cool
Re: Fast Guy by mikuz(m): 12:56am On Dec 14, 2011
kelly me nko?
Re: Fast Guy by mikuz(m): 12:58am On Dec 14, 2011
but studio you too like woman,
with that ya mango head!
Mtchew!
Re: Fast Guy by bunmioguns(m): 3:18am On Dec 14, 2011
ur head dey there jare kelly
Re: Fast Guy by StudioCFR(m): 3:28am On Dec 14, 2011
so tis true kellynoah na woman? grin

Now tas been confirmed, i go keep fighting till she finally get my time angry
Re: Fast Guy by kellynoah: 8:08am On Dec 14, 2011
Studio CFR:

so tis true kellynoah na woman? grin

Now tas been confirmed, i go keep fighting till she finally get my time angry
wonders shall never end, now I know am truly in de jokes forum cool cool cool
Re: Fast Guy by bright007(f): 8:14am On Dec 14, 2011
Can some one pls bring out d joke in this thread?
Re: Fast Guy by oderemo(m): 8:42am On Dec 14, 2011
The joke is abt ehm ehm ehm , sorry will get back to you.
Next.
Re: Fast Guy by StudioCFR(m): 11:27pm On Dec 14, 2011
kellynoah:

wonders shall never end, now I know am truly in de jokes forum cool cool cool

grin angry
Re: Fast Guy by Nobody: 11:54pm On Dec 14, 2011
Old joke.
So kellynoah you're really a girl woman?! Answer me kia kia!
Re: Fast Guy by StudioCFR(m): 4:50am On Dec 15, 2011
yes kia kia cuz i'm in love angry

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