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Mans Heart Vs Womans Heart by Nobody: 7:46pm On Dec 18, 2011
Things u will see in D̶̲̥̅̊ heart of a man and a woman

A MANS HEART.               

=Childrens School fees grin
=Nepa bill grin
=House rent grin
=BIS for him n spouse
=Fuel subsidy phobia grin
=BRT huzzle
=relations/ family fight
=everyday sleepless night

A WOMANS HEART

=jewelry, pearls angry
=new bags n shoes
=food
=latest car
=enjoyment
=outings
=abroad trips angry
=brazilian hair
=KFC angry
=silverbird cinema
=latest gossip angry


This world was made for women even ADAM was sent to clear D̶̲̥̅̊ bushes in the garden of EDEN to herald D̶̲̥̅̊ arrival of EVE, #lol
grin grin grin̶̲̥̅̊






I leave D̶̲̥̅̊ rating(A to F) to u my esteeemed reader grin grin̶̲̥̅̊

Donkollione productions,  Peace with every soul
Re: Mans Heart Vs Womans Heart by jackpot(f): 4:38am On Dec 19, 2011
crap tongue tongue cheesy
Re: Mans Heart Vs Womans Heart by Nobody: 5:29am On Dec 19, 2011
^^^


Leprosy angry




**draws him close n gvs him a resounding slap**
Thanks for cooperating angry
Re: Mans Heart Vs Womans Heart by rakel05(f): 9:26am On Dec 19, 2011
giving someone a hot slap
Re: Mans Heart Vs Womans Heart by Nobody: 10:10am On Dec 19, 2011
^^^

R u ok
Re: Mans Heart Vs Womans Heart by jackpot(f): 10:59am On Dec 19, 2011
DONkollione:

^^^


Leprosy angry




**draws him close n gvs him a resounding slap**
Thanks for cooperating  angry
I don't wanna attack you cos I would be sued for child-abuse~
Now sod off, you pathetic mortal!!! angry angry angry
Re: Mans Heart Vs Womans Heart by Nobody: 11:05am On Dec 19, 2011
^^

Stewpid brainwashed Houseboy angry angry
Re: Mans Heart Vs Womans Heart by Ben13: 11:18am On Dec 19, 2011
hehe. . .what a joke. Keep ém coming. cheesy
Re: Mans Heart Vs Womans Heart by Nobody: 11:39am On Dec 19, 2011
Mr HOD MOD, Tanks u but y re u hardly online angry angry

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