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Tell Your Biggest Lies As An Anonymous User by otheloze: 1:49am On Dec 21, 2011
Like i noticed on NL that most users claim to be Millionaires and top shots ehn me go join the Parade na. Na my papa and Bill gate start Microsoft before Bill hijack the whole idea because my papa no get correct visa to stay Yankee, but last he come start e own for naija come call am Zinos.

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Re: Tell Your Biggest Lies As An Anonymous User by Afam4eva(m): 2:57am On Dec 21, 2011
Most lies that I've told are counter-lies. When I was in primary school there's this dude that kept saying his father owned seven aeroplanes, I then told him that my father owns the company that makes those aeroplanes. God punish ekwensu grin grin grin
Re: Tell Your Biggest Lies As An Anonymous User by Agybabe(f): 5:34am On Dec 21, 2011
I have seen God face to face. He get A̶̲̥̅♏ phor golden teeths, shoes like canoe, eyes like M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ own and he carry M̶̲̅ε̲̣ phor him legs!
Re: Tell Your Biggest Lies As An Anonymous User by parryon(f): 10:50am On Dec 21, 2011
Like i noticed on NL that most users claim to be Millionaires and top shots ehn me go join the Parade na. Na my papa and Bill gate start Microsoft before Bill hijack the whole idea because my papa no get correct visa to stay Yankee, but last he come start e own for naija come call am [b][b][b]Zinos.[/b][/b][/b]

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otheloze, its is Zinox not zinos, my papa na Donald Trump
Re: Tell Your Biggest Lies As An Anonymous User by zealot4me(f): 12:35pm On Dec 21, 2011
^^ ;d

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