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Baby Frog & Baby Snake by kellynoah: 8:34pm On Dec 22, 2011
baby frog and baby snake were playing, when they got tired and went back to their home. baby snake said to his mother am hungry and the mother ask him where were u and he answered i was playing wit baby frog then she said 2 him, son next time you dont play wit him rather u eat him because that is wat we eat. wen the baby frog came back home the mother ask him where were u and he said i was playig wit baby snake, the mother shouted and said 2 him dnt ever play with him again because they use us 4 breakfast, lunch and dinner. so the next morning baby snake came out 2 play wit baby frog but babyfrog was no were 2 be found he now went 2 the river was calling. baby frog baby frog come out lets play, then the baby frog shouted NOOO DAT WEY UR MOTHER TELL U MA OWN MOTHER TELL ME 2. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. ON THE LONGRUN WAT I WANT 2 MAKE U UNDERSTAND IS DAT THAT THING WAY U KNOW I KNOW AM 2. cool cool cool
Re: Baby Frog & Baby Snake by kellynoah: 8:37pm On Dec 22, 2011
@poster, woooow what a nice joke, keep it up. cool cool cool
Re: Baby Frog & Baby Snake by kellynoah: 8:42pm On Dec 22, 2011
Son: Dad i don't know wat to give my girlfriend for dis xmas. Dad:how does she look? Son: she is very beautiful, , decent, caring, romantic en sexy, infact wen u see her u will like her. Dad: den give her my number! cool cool cool
Re: Baby Frog & Baby Snake by vb0mb(m): 9:03pm On Dec 22, 2011
Like the 1st joke but Love the 2nd joke.
Re: Baby Frog & Baby Snake by ARareGem(f): 9:31pm On Dec 22, 2011
kellynoah:

Son: Dad i don't know wat to give my girlfriend for dis xmas. Dad:how does she look? Son: she is very beautiful, , decent, caring, romantic en sexy, infact wen u see her u will like her. Dad: den give her my number! cool cool cool

There's the joke. cheesy
Re: Baby Frog & Baby Snake by kellynoah: 9:45pm On Dec 22, 2011
ARareGem:

There's the joke. cheesy
A ramshackle sentence. cool cool cool
Re: Baby Frog & Baby Snake by Agybabe(f): 12:07am On Dec 23, 2011
Kelly is a good joke poster I must commend. Keep it up!
Re: Baby Frog & Baby Snake by kellynoah: 6:25am On Dec 23, 2011
Agybabe:

Kelly is a good joke poster I must commend. Keep it up!
hehehehe see my baby, immediately u talk am see as my head come swell, abek no talk am again except u wan make my head burst, well thanks 4 de compliment ur de best. cool cool cool
Re: Baby Frog & Baby Snake by ARareGem(f): 6:45pm On Dec 23, 2011
kellynoah:

A ramshackle sentence. cool cool cool

I totally disagree. tongue
Re: Baby Frog & Baby Snake by kellynoah: 6:56pm On Dec 23, 2011
ARareGem:

I totally disagree. tongue
u totally disagree what? hope ur not a nincompoop?
Re: Baby Frog & Baby Snake by ARareGem(f): 6:58pm On Dec 23, 2011
If I have to explain my statement to you, then you are a nincompoop.
Re: Baby Frog & Baby Snake by kellynoah: 7:00pm On Dec 23, 2011
ARareGem:

If I have to explain my statement to you, then you are a nincompoop.
patiently waiting for ur unhinged explanation.
Re: Baby Frog & Baby Snake by Nobody: 7:07pm On Dec 23, 2011
^^^
















donkollione is typing, grin grin
Re: Baby Frog & Baby Snake by kellynoah: 7:13pm On Dec 23, 2011
Little Tommy was having
trouble in math, so his mother
enrolled him in a Catholic school,
thinking the discipline would
help him. When Tommy came
home with an A on his first
report card, his mother was
thrilled "Tommy, how did you do
it!" "Well," he replied, "when I
got to school and I saw the guy
nailed to the plus sign, I knew
they were serious about math." cool cool cool
Re: Baby Frog & Baby Snake by mikuz(m): 10:33pm On Dec 23, 2011
*seperating the both of 'em*
@kelly and araregem
no fighting please,
. . . Kelly see wetin ya big big grammer dey cause?
grin
Re: Baby Frog & Baby Snake by kellynoah: 7:42am On Dec 24, 2011
mikuz:

*seperating the both of 'em*
@kelly and araregem
no fighting please,
. . . Kelly see wetin ya big big grammer dey cause?
grin
hehehehe wazup? cool cool cool
Re: Baby Frog & Baby Snake by mikuz(m): 1:27pm On Dec 24, 2011
am hot and you?
grin
Re: Baby Frog & Baby Snake by kellynoah: 3:20pm On Dec 24, 2011
am cool, wishing u a fun-faring wkend cool cool cool
Re: Baby Frog & Baby Snake by mikuz(m): 3:56pm On Dec 24, 2011
thanks and same to you mahn!
grin

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